*69

dial this and u can get the phone number of the person that just called u. works only within the US

I felt i was being stalked, so i *69'ed this guy who just called and found out it Geoff! fuckin stalker.

by hkl; April 29, 2005

The Narrator: I called a second ago. There was no answer. I'm at a payphone.

Tyler :Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone. (Fight Club)

by thai red curry July 31, 2016

69

"Hey how much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."

by SethTheMage February 10, 2019

the fucking number that comes before 70

1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10.....65,66,67,68,69,70

by jplar February 14, 2017

(6 x 9)+(6+9)=69
Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE

by Y'all are Stupid October 22, 2019

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

by FuckBoiiMcGee August 01, 2016

A number which had sadly been tainted by perverts and internet hermits as a sexual innuendo.

Guy 1: "Hey what's 35 + 34?"
Guy 2: *sigh* "69..."
Guy 1: "Nice."

by Gamsung Salaxy October 22, 2019