*69

dial this and u can get the phone number of the person that just called u. works only within the US

I felt i was being stalked, so i *69'ed this guy who just called and found out it Geoff! fuckin stalker.

by hkl; April 29, 2005

*69

To call someone back.

The Narrator: I called a second ago. There was no answer. I'm at a payphone.

Tyler :Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone. (Fight Club)

by thai red curry July 31, 2016

69

Nice.

"Hey how much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."

by SethTheMage February 10, 2019

69

the fucking number that comes before 70

1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10.....65,66,67,68,69,70

by jplar February 14, 2017

69

Nice

(6 x 9)+(6+9)=69
Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE

by Y'all are Stupid October 22, 2019

69

A number you dirty minded price of shit

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

by FuckBoiiMcGee August 1, 2016

69

A number which had sadly been tainted by perverts and internet hermits as a sexual innuendo.

Guy 1: "Hey what's 35 + 34?"
Guy 2: *sigh* "69..."
Guy 1: "Nice."

by Gamsung Salaxy October 22, 2019