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When you're charge on your phone or any other divice is 69% you wish to have sex with someone you want. 69
Person 1: 69%
Person 2: lol who do you want to fuck
Person 1: Jessie
Person 2: dude everyone knows she's a slut choose someone else
Person 1: oops it's 68% now
69% by hehe♡ March 26, 2017
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When your phone battery is on 69% that means the girl has to send nudes
Him "My phones on 69%!! Send nudes"
Her: "ig I have to now;)"
69% by Ole man rick August 21, 2017
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The percentage of white male deaths by suicide.
Use this whenever someone's being transphobic.
Basement Dweller: "Go 41% yourself, t****y!"

Paradigm of morality: "69% Almost a passing grade."
69% by PedophileHunter2291 April 11, 2024
"Hey how much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."
69 by SethTheMage February 10, 2019
the fucking number that comes before 70
1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10.....65,66,67,68,69,70
69 by jplar February 14, 2017
(6 x 9)+(6+9)=69
Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE
69 by Y'all are Stupid October 22, 2019
A number you dirty minded price of shit
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
69 by FuckBoiiMcGee August 1, 2016
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