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When you're charge on your phone or any other divice is 69% you wish to have sex with someone you want. 69

Person 1: 69%
Person 2: lol who do you want to fuck
Person 1: Jessie
Person 2: dude everyone knows she's a slut choose someone else
Person 1: oops it's 68% now

69% by hehe♡ March 26, 2017

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69%

When your phone battery is on 69% that means the girl has to send nudes

Him "My phones on 69%!! Send nudes"
Her: "ig I have to now;)"

69% by Ole man rick August 21, 2017

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69%

The percentage of white male deaths by suicide.
Use this whenever someone's being transphobic.

Basement Dweller: "Go 41% yourself, t****y!"

Paradigm of morality: "69% Almost a passing grade."

69% by PedophileHunter2291 April 11, 2024

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69

Nice.

"Hey how much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."

69 by SethTheMage February 10, 2019

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69

the fucking number that comes before 70

1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10.....65,66,67,68,69,70

69 by jplar February 14, 2017

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69

Nice

(6 x 9)+(6+9)=69
Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE

69 by Y'all are Stupid October 22, 2019

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69

A number you dirty minded price of shit

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

69 by FuckBoiiMcGee August 1, 2016

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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