69%

When you're charge on your phone or any other divice is 69% you wish to have sex with someone you want. 69

Person 1: 69%
Person 2: lol who do you want to fuck
Person 1: Jessie
Person 2: dude everyone knows she's a slut choose someone else
Person 1: oops it's 68% now

by hehe♡ March 26, 2017

69%

When your phone battery is on 69% that means the girl has to send nudes

Him "My phones on 69%!! Send nudes"
Her: "ig I have to now;)"

by Ole man rick August 21, 2017

69

Nice.

"Hey how much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."

by SethTheMage February 10, 2019

69

the fucking number that comes before 70

1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10.....65,66,67,68,69,70

by jplar February 14, 2017

69

Nice

(6 x 9)+(6+9)=69
Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE

by Y'all are Stupid October 22, 2019

69

A number you dirty minded price of shit

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

by FuckBoiiMcGee August 1, 2016

69

A number which had sadly been tainted by perverts and internet hermits as a sexual innuendo.

Guy 1: "Hey what's 35 + 34?"
Guy 2: *sigh* "69..."
Guy 1: "Nice."

by Gamsung Salaxy October 22, 2019