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only the best day EVER!! all the best most creative and beautiful people were born on this day, including walt disney who literally shaped our whole childhood. people who are born on this day are sagittarius and are so adventurous, hot, have the best sense of humor and personality, and overall the cutest most lovable people you could ever meet. everyone wishes they were born on december 5th and those who are should flex it because it’s the best day ever and they are obviously such amazing and perfect people. they are caring and very special, if you know someone born on december 5 you should cherish them because they are one of a kind and you will never meet anyone as amazing as they are.

(please note that they also might be coffee addicts)
person 1: damn she’s so gorgeous and has the best personality, she’s basically perfect
person 2: ofc she is man she was born on december 5
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by hehe♡ October 15, 2019

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One of the ways to say sex around kids.
Wanna get some entertainment tonight? 😉
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by hehe♡ October 02, 2016

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a person who looks so charismatic and put together but deep inside is actually stressing out. Just like a duck, looks so calm on the surface but if you look underwater they’re struggling to stay afloat.

first seen on a shane dawson conspiracy video early 2019

“when you see ducks, they’re so serene and so calm and they look like they don’t have a care in the world. They’re floating around and just trying to follow the crowd. but if you look just beneath the surface their legs are moving fast, they’re just trying to stay on the water, they’re panicking they can’t have your building they can’t pay for their houses, they spend all their money on gucci, the IRS is gonna come and they’re so desperate. So what do they do *fire starting noise*”
person 1: i’m sure a duck started the woolsey wildfire.
person 2: yeah me too, probably just did it for the insurance money

person 3: bet you $10 it’s paris hilton
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by hehe♡ February 01, 2019

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only the best day EVER!! all the best most creative and beautiful people were born on this day, including walt disney who literally shaped our whole childhood. people who are born on this day are sagittarius and are so adventurous, hot, have the best sense of humor and personality, and overall the cutest most lovable people you could ever meet. everyone wishes they were born on december 5th and those who are should flex it because it’s the best day ever and they are obviously such amazing and perfect people. they are caring and very special, if you know someone born on december 5 you should cherish them because they are one of a kind and you will never meet anyone as amazing as they are.

(please note that they also might be coffee addicts)
person 1: damn she’s so gorgeous and has the best personality, she’s basically perfect

person 2: ofc she is man she was born on december 5th
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by hehe♡ September 07, 2020

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69%
When you're charge on your phone or any other divice is 69% you wish to have sex with someone you want. 69
Person 1: 69%
Person 2: lol who do you want to fuck
Person 1: Jessie
Person 2: dude everyone knows she's a slut choose someone else
Person 1: oops it's 68% now
by hehe♡ March 26, 2017

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