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a three way... version of 69
woah that was some 696 ladies...
696 by Kookamunga November 5, 2006
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696 is pronounced six ninety-six, not six-hundred ninety-six.

696 is an enhanced version of 69, but altered to accommodate a third person who cannot participate. This third person's presence may or may not be known.
1. I 696ed with my parents. While they 69ed I was jerkin it in the closet. (Unknown third person)

2. My bitch came over the other day, but she was on period, so instead I 69ed with someone else while she watched. (Known and extremely jealous third person)
696 by Mike MDMA June 21, 2007
Related Words
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(noun)
1.) A 3 digit number
2.) Oral sex with another person watching
3.) Simultaneous oral sex done six times in a certian time. Usually counted by the number of orgasms given off by one of the partners.
4.) Demonic sex.
1.) "If I multiply 6 times 116, I get 696."
2.) "Hey, me and my girl are gonna do a 696. Wanna join?"
- "I can only watch?... Awww..."
3.) "God, this 696 thing is a hard thing to try."
4.) "The pentagram and candles are finally finished. Now time to get this 696 going."
696 by BJ R. Johnson April 14, 2007
Gangster from the Hood Möglingen
Oh man, these 696 members look hot
696 by 2Illusional November 22, 2021

696-969-6969 

a phone number you shouldnt call
the phone number 696-969-6969 called at 6:96 am, while I was 69ing
696-969-6969 by Anonymous User 699 December 30, 2020
A highway that runs between 10 and 11 mile road just north of Detroit in the suburbs. This highway is well known for the fact that cops don't pull speeders over. For this reason, locals push the cars made in their own city to their limits and drive as fast as they possibly can down this stretch of highway.
"How fast does this car go?"
"Exactly 138 miles per hour"
"How do you know the exact speed?"
"I couldn't quite get it up to 139 on I-696"
i-696 by Ksheets September 25, 2017

3,696-ing 

Requires three people. Persons A and B are 69-ing and Persons B and C are 96-ing about tge meaning of the universe whenever Person B takes a breather from all the licking and/or sucking.
Sometimes Pat liked being the 6 to my 9, and sometimes Pat liked being the 9 to my 6, but I generally preferred being the 9, and that worked out nicely for us in the end. 3,696-ing kept us together.
3,696-ing by FourthBase October 11, 2020
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