-69

Oral sex but the guy is sucking on a strap on and the girl is giving the guy a rim job

Would you like to spice up sex tonight?

Sure, grab the strap on and lets -69

by BananaDonut February 6, 2017

69

Nice.

"Hey how much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."

by SethTheMage February 10, 2019

69

the fucking number that comes before 70

1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10.....65,66,67,68,69,70

by jplar February 14, 2017

69

Nice

(6 x 9)+(6+9)=69
Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE

by Y'all are Stupid October 22, 2019

69

A number you dirty minded price of shit

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

by FuckBoiiMcGee August 1, 2016

69

A number which had sadly been tainted by perverts and internet hermits as a sexual innuendo.

Guy 1: "Hey what's 35 + 34?"
Guy 2: *sigh* "69..."
Guy 1: "Nice."

by Gamsung Salaxy October 22, 2019

69

Possibly the most awkward number ever, due to its sexual meaning.

In public, the number 69 is either avoided or smirked at.

Mom: Honey, how much does that can of tuna cost?
Offspring: Six- er, seventy cents.

Math teacher: The homework tonight is on page 69 to 71.
(Students giggle)

by iloveawkwardsituations September 1, 2010