John F. Kerry

an insignificant LOSER.

We should promote peace, just tell me when its all over

by andrew April 7, 2005

john Kerry

a liberal senator who is the democratic representative for the presidential election. He is also the biggest jerk-off ever. He should pack up and take his two-faced ass to France where he will fit in. Him and edwards hug more then any couple i've ever seen and in europe its okay for men to kiss each other.

His whole Career as a politician

by t-money August 18, 2006

kerry packered

Rhyming slang for Knackered

Probably from Yorkshire

Geez i'm kerry packered - i need a lie down

by ebuygum April 22, 2009

Teresa Heinz Kerry

A disaster, the Kerry campaign's cause of death. A Democrat myself, the only word that came to my mind when she spoke at the convention was "Ugh".

Teresa Heinz Ketchup.

by TriBeCaDuDe January 22, 2005

john kerry

Democratic loser who lost the election because American's are too smart to vote for the divise,rights eroding Demo-crazies!!!!

Pack up your ketchup and head on home ya loser!

by It's Democracy in action,Demo-crazies!!!! August 18, 2006

John Kerry

1. A monument in North Vietnam next to a similar monument of Jane Fonda (Hanoi Jane), thanking him for his war protesting back in the United States which the Vietnamese believed helped them win the Vietnam war by destroying United States morale at home and causing people to spit on soldiers and call them baby killers when they didn't know what the fuck actually went on in Vietnam when women and children would walk up to soldiers with bombs strapped to them.
2. An idiot who marries rich women to help advance his career.
3. A candidate in the 2004 election who doesn't stand for anything and only attacks President Bush about what Bush has done wrong and not how Kerry will fix it himself.

I wouldn't vote for Kerry, even if I was bent over and forced to take it in the ass.

by Stud August 18, 2006

John Kerry

Well actually he forgot Poland!

John Kerry: When we went in, there were 3 countries: Great Britain, Austrailia, and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better.

Well, actually, he forgot Poland!

by MISTER OWNINATOR November 8, 2006