john Kerry

a liberal senator who is the democratic representative for the presidential election. He is also the biggest jerk-off ever. He should pack up and take his two-faced ass to France where he will fit in. Him and edwards hug more then any couple i've ever seen and in europe its okay for men to kiss each other.

His whole Career as a politician

by t-money October 16, 2004

fat shit dick licker

when you take a shit and try to blow yourself

Zack stop being a fat shit dick licker!

by T-MONEY May 05, 2003

about

almost, but not equal to

'I will order the pizza about 12 o clock'

meaning the pizza will be ordered somewhere between 11:55 and 11:59

by T-Money February 27, 2008

floozie

a women that can be bought and wont mind it

Lets get ourselves a floozie tonight, yo

by T-Money October 01, 2003

fat shit cat

a fat cat with fat shit named meatball

take fat shit cat off of my crotch

by T-Money May 01, 2003

john wick

Fuckin killing somebody, and everything they love for messing with your dog.

Comes from the movie John Wick where an ex-assassin goes on a rampage because some mafia thugs killed his dog.

Person 1: That lady tried to smack my dog.
Person 2: wtf? For real?
Person 1: Yea I was about to go John Wick on her ass.

by T-money January 25, 2015

skeeter

some blue dude on doug who queefs a lot

aw skeeter stop queefing

by T-Money May 01, 2003