hedge mumper

a lower class of pikey, one that even pikeys themselves frown apon.

oi you old hedge mumper, you aint worth a cup of cold piss.

by harold steptoe November 20, 2007

Mumptions

The object of ass-ination when you make assumptions. Mumptions have become a indangered species due to mass assumption.

Do not make assumptions or you will make an ass out of you and mumptions.

by The Canadian aka PyroPigeon April 14, 2004

Mumple

When a blowjob is so hard the receiver's penis get bitten off by the giver, is swallowed, digested, reformed in the intestines and then comes out of the vagina and is used as a strap-on.

Wow, Mary gave me an amazing mumple last night!

by Louism8 October 20, 2014

Mumph

Used to express reluctance or disinterest in carryinng out an activity that is undesired.

Honey, could you please take out the trash?

Mumph.

by Ted December 2, 2003

mumphing

diggin up a corpse, affixing your friends lips to any sphinkter, and stomping on the stomach to send a (not-so) fresh shot of bodily contents into their mouth.

mumphing is a favorite passtime of the saxon footballers

by hawk March 26, 2005

Mumps

A very inconvenient disease.

Jeff: "I've got Mumps"
Big Al: "That's inconvenient"

by Lance_Uppercut May 6, 2009

Mumper

A hockey term used to describe one who is a bender, plug, and cock sucker all in one...aslo know as a triple threat

Matthew Tufts...kids a fucken Mumper, Ethan Pollock defines the word Mumper

by Nickandry November 16, 2010