Mumph

Used to express reluctance or disinterest in carryinng out an activity that is undesired.

Honey, could you please take out the trash?

Mumph.

by Ted December 02, 2003

Mumph

1. Dope
2. Wasted
3. Friend

Yo, you see that kid? He was all mumphed up

by cheebychunk March 23, 2006

Mumph

An embarrassingly thin cappuccino-stain of a moustache. All too common during Movember, the Mumph Munth.

Howard: "Don't you mock my moustache. It's taken me over a month to grow."
Vince: "A mumph?!?"

- The Mighty Boosh

by Mumpher October 03, 2013

mumphing

diggin up a corpse, affixing your friends lips to any sphinkter, and stomping on the stomach to send a (not-so) fresh shot of bodily contents into their mouth.

mumphing is a favorite passtime of the saxon footballers

by hawk March 26, 2005

mumphing

Favourite past time of your more discerning necrophile involves cutting an incision into said body and doing the unmentionable to it

That mortician's a sick bastard he's always mumphing his patients
"Yeah some might call him a mumphmaster"

by Jono - Les Cimes November 06, 2003

mumph

urban dictionary; aka free marketing

if you cant find mumph it's mmuummpphh

mumph, new music out always

by mumph January 03, 2023

Mumphed

To "Mumph" is to lay out over a chair or couch/sofa in a state where you do not care what you look like, but just want to relax.

Christopher mumphed on the chair with a slice of pizza in one hand and a diet coke in the other, oblivious to the people staring at him.

by TYPE August 22, 2014