Ted's definitions

giggle shit

When you laugh so hard, you shit yourself. Giggle Shits (plural): When people around you discover that you've shit yourself from laughing too hard and they, in turn, shit themselves from laughing too hard at you having shit yourself.

"Quit making me laugh or I'll giggle shit myself!"

by Ted January 14, 2004

the beano

bit of crap to scoop up dog shit with.

a person is walking down the road and sees a bit of shit. He thinks 'hmmm, good job i've got my beano with me. i'll clear that up!2

by ted November 12, 2003

Boomshine

1) A crude, but highly alcoholic beverage. Similar to Moonshine, but much more potent, with an alcohol content similar to Everclear (180 proof), but less refined. It is called boomshine because it has a tendency to explode, do to the high amount of alcohol vapor produced

2) A more potent version of moonshine, known to get people drunk off the vapors alone.

Jim Bob took one wiff of Bubba's boomshine and fell flat on his face.

by Ted December 6, 2004

scarfing

Hang yourself by a scarf and masterbate. It really increases the pleasure.

Brian really digs scarfing from the ceiling fan.

by Ted April 21, 2003

tinabock

Tina Bock is a huge slut bag. Shes dirty

Oh tina bock your a slut bag...

by Ted March 26, 2005

DaBaDoo

secret code in which a man is asking a woman for oral sex

psst---psst...hey Do Ya Wanna DabaDoo??

by Ted April 6, 2005

ichabod

A strap-on penis or dildo.

Whose turn is it to strap-on ichabod?

by ted December 12, 2004