Ted's definitions
by ted August 15, 2004
Get the intarmug. Taken from the latin word 'meter' which means to measure, and the English word 'fat' meaning that jiggly cottage cheese bag around your gut and ass this word describes any kid of scale fat people use.
by Ted April 18, 2005
Get the fatometermug. noun
1. Someone who buys all their clothes at Hot Topic or the Gap, listens to bands like Good Charlotte, and most importantly, loves trendy shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.
2. Someone who has the same style of humor in shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.
see also: Spongebob Invader Zim Hot Topic
1. Someone who buys all their clothes at Hot Topic or the Gap, listens to bands like Good Charlotte, and most importantly, loves trendy shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.
2. Someone who has the same style of humor in shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.
see also: Spongebob Invader Zim Hot Topic
"Man, that kid's so fucking stupid. He's such a spongebobbist."
"All these girls nowadays are spongebobbists! When am I ever gonna meet a cool chick?"
"All these girls nowadays are spongebobbists! When am I ever gonna meet a cool chick?"
by Ted December 2, 2003
Get the Spongebobbistmug. 
A fat ugly beast who squirts and is uptight about everything. Uses baby talk to communicate desires. Created from pure evil and can only be destroyed in an icy tundra. Often referred to simply as "The Wang."
by ted January 21, 2004
Get the yu wangmug.