Ted's definitions

grow a tail

To simulate a kangaroo, or other large marsupial, by bending over and releasing a long blind baby seal from your cake hole.

(At the end of a large dinner).
"Where are you going with that magazine, Edward?"
"I'm off to meditate and grow a tail"

by Ted May 7, 2003

Jegro

Short for Jigger Shop. It is play on the word Nigger and Negro.

Lets go get Mango Tangos and the Jegro

by ted April 28, 2005

giggle shit

When you laugh so hard, you shit yourself. Giggle Shits (plural): When people around you discover that you've shit yourself from laughing too hard and they, in turn, shit themselves from laughing too hard at you having shit yourself.

"Quit making me laugh or I'll giggle shit myself!"

by Ted January 14, 2004

punangnang

A classy word for pussy.

Can I inspect your punangnang?

by ted March 12, 2004

dimsum

a very very aggressive asian that kicks people that is in his a way.

heyyy dimsum, come out and pplllaayyyy

by ted August 14, 2004

wernage

to wern something, eg a codeye

ur jokin meh

>:|

by ted December 11, 2003

LUD4

LuDa5525: ballsack

LuDa5525: ballsack

by Ted September 18, 2003