Mumps

During fellatio on a man, the partner places the entire shaft of the penis and both testicles in their mouth. Giving the appearance of someone with the mumps disease.

That girl filled her mouth with my dick and balls. She looked like she had mumps!

by Forget_i_was_here May 30, 2017

Mumps

A very inconvenient disease.

Jeff: "I've got Mumps"
Big Al: "That's inconvenient"

by Lance_Uppercut May 6, 2009

mumps

When your testicles get inflamed and cause sterility.

Man, that guy has the mumps!

What?! Man, his testicles must be harshly sterile and inflamed.

Yeah. Nasty.

by Pollup December 29, 2007

mumps

A potential disease that has alredy claimed the fertility of Nick Marsh and Simon Jones.

Get away u mumps infested hobo.

by William Gates February 3, 2005

Mumps

adj. a synonym for "sick". meaning something is really cool or exciting.

Originated at Brown University in Fall 2008.

Person 1: Yo you heard the new Girl Talk CD?
Person 2: Yeah that shit is MUMPS!

by Spliquid November 5, 2008

mumps

a disease that ridley high school carries around, very deadly to social society

bella: i’ve got the mumps
ava: that’s what you get for hanging out with ridley kids

by aaroy October 22, 2019

Camel Mumps

A sickness from intimate contact with someone from the Arabian Peninsula.

"Nicholas kissed his girlfriend and now hes in the hospital with a bad case of the camel mumps..."

by DylMus January 28, 2020