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Mumptions 

The object of ass-ination when you make assumptions. Mumptions have become a indangered species due to mass assumption.
Do not make assumptions or you will make an ass out of you and mumptions.
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Mumpties 

slightly bruised banana, grown in the Tuna Town of Adelaide.
E! What the fuck r u fucking mumpties doing
Mumpties by MARTAN LUTHOR PRINCE November 10, 2010

Mimotions 

A mix of emotions and mimosas.
After a night out drinking, the whole group was going through mimotions.
Mimotions by La J June 21, 2017

Statute of LOL Mutations 

An undefined period of time in which an internet asset that which was once funny, is no longer humorous.
IM Conversation:

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"

Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*

Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"

Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."

MDMotions 

Emotions, which a person experiences as a result of ingesting the illicit psychoactive substance MDMA.

These emotions often incluse extreme yet inappropriate love for complete strangers, unusual displays of kindness or sharing, and believing that your best friend is in fact your soulmate, based on the fact that you both use the same brand of toothpaste.
Person A: Sam said he loved me last night. What was that about?
Person B: oh, I wouldn't worry about that - it was just MDMotions.


Person A: you know, I think Sol has finally forgiven me for barbequeing his dog. We got on really well last night.
Person B: No - those were just MDMotions. He's still annoyed.
MDMotions by Gaylez August 21, 2008

Mimotions 

If you have mixed emotions and can't decide what you want to do.
I'm so hungry but I want to go to sleep. I have mimotions
Mimotions by Captain Bruh September 12, 2015

memationship 

a meme relationship.
when you communicate with someone only through memes
i'm in a memationship with Blake.
memationship by edva January 20, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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