Mumptions

The object of ass-ination when you make assumptions. Mumptions have become a indangered species due to mass assumption.

Do not make assumptions or you will make an ass out of you and mumptions.

by The Canadian aka PyroPigeon April 14, 2004

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Mumpties

slightly bruised banana, grown in the Tuna Town of Adelaide.

E! What the fuck r u fucking mumpties doing

by MARTAN LUTHOR PRINCE November 10, 2010

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Mimotions

A mix of emotions and mimosas.

After a night out drinking, the whole group was going through mimotions.

by La J June 21, 2017

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Statute of LOL Mutations

An undefined period of time in which an internet asset that which was once funny, is no longer humorous.

IM Conversation:

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"

Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*

Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"

Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."

by MajorLeeAwesome February 25, 2010

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MDMotions

Emotions, which a person experiences as a result of ingesting the illicit psychoactive substance MDMA.

These emotions often incluse extreme yet inappropriate love for complete strangers, unusual displays of kindness or sharing, and believing that your best friend is in fact your soulmate, based on the fact that you both use the same brand of toothpaste.

Person A: Sam said he loved me last night. What was that about?
Person B: oh, I wouldn't worry about that - it was just MDMotions.

Person A: you know, I think Sol has finally forgiven me for barbequeing his dog. We got on really well last night.
Person B: No - those were just MDMotions. He's still annoyed.

by Gaylez August 21, 2008

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