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Mumps

A very inconvenient disease.
Jeff: "I've got Mumps"
Big Al: "That's inconvenient"
by Lance_Uppercut May 6, 2009
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Sandtrap

When you have sex on a beach and you get sand on your penis and don't wash it off before penetrating the vaginal cavity.
John got caught in a sandtrap last night and shot himself after.
by Lance_Uppercut May 6, 2009
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