Turking

Appalling and shocking driving on Turkish roads and highways without any regard for the highway code or the safety of others

That turking is going to kill someone upon seeing a driver cross 3 lanes on a highway while using their mobile phone and eating a sandwich
"Good lord, that is some horrendous turking over there" as a vehicle reverses up a highway having missed a turning

by Stuart the scholar September 12, 2022

Turking

Exceptionally poor driving, often exhibited by a Turkish national or on Turkish roads, which endangers oneself, other road users, pedestrians and anyone else within the radius that a car could travel at high speed through the air. Often characterised by a distracted driver who will not stop talking, the parallel and constant use of a mobile phone while in command of a vehicle, or driving at 140 KMH only 1 metre behind the vehicle in front.
Applicable examples would be (i) multiple lane changes by a driver whilst simultaneously eating food, using a mobile phone and talking to passengers in the back of the vehicle (ii) a vehicle stopping at a busy road junction so the driver can make a phone call (iii) a vehicle reversing at high speed up a major road as the driver had missed their turn-off and was too lazy to wait until the next exit

1. Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus, did you see that extreme turking? The driver of that car just cut across all 3 lanes of the road while eating a sandwich, sending a text message and apparently trying to make a joke to the child in the back
2. The driver of that car should be arrested for turking. Why would anyone think it is a good idea to park on a busy t-junction and make, what I assume, is a phone call to their family member to talk about what's for dinner
3. Someone nearly turked me off the road yesterday

by Stuart the scholar October 5, 2022

turking off

crucial first step in the artificial insemination of poultry

it's almost thanksgiving so there's lots of turking off at the farm to do

by conkspotter October 10, 2014

Bird Turding

Slang believed to have originated in the North of England, bird turding means to talk nonsense, or to boast with nothing to back it up. Possibly derived via pigeon fanciers, telling someone that they are bird turding means that they don't have the facts and are basically talking bird shit. Telling someone that they "ain't bird turding" means that they have got it right.

"Winkies who try to aggrandise themselves using Urban Dictionary are just WOSPs."
"You ain't bird turding there, pal."

by AKACroatalin April 4, 2015

amber turding

1. the present act of shitting a turd onto the bed/mattress of your boyfriend/spouse
2. the trend of girlfriends/wives shitting onto their significant other's bed or mattress

"Can you please stop Amber turding onto my bed!"
"Why the hell are you Amber turding my mattress!?"

by Alexthepopgamer May 3, 2022

Turlington

Possibly the funniest recurring character on American Dad. Voiced by Forest Whitaker, Turlington is a detective of various employers who speaks in a very low voice and is suspicious of nearly everyone. A running gag is that he is slow to react and forgetful of trivial items, which pertain no usefulness whatsoever to his investigation, allowing suspects to get rid of any incriminating evidence. He is also seen often during a time of distress or extreme relief engaging in a sorrowful, half-sobbing dialogue with one of his dead parents. Episodes of Turlington's apearence include: Chimdale, Live and Let Fry, and Meter Made.

Turlington: Mama? If you can hear me mama? It's Daniel. I WANT THAT SANDWICH!

by Noumena July 4, 2011

Turding Out

Turding Out is when someone with a social embarrassment will delay taking a dump until everyone has left the room or gone home. This allows the bubbling turds and gas to build up and marinate in their colon. For instance in college 3 of us were sharing a a double hotel room in Las Vegas, my buddy Marco and I were ready to hit the clubs, as was Jason, but he kept saying he'd meet us down in the casino, Marco and I hit the elevator, I realized I didn't have my wallet, went back to the room and heard a cacophony of sounds coming from the bathroom . It sounded like Buddy Rich was on a drum kit , hitting triplets, and while a duck was quacking out, just then a gas cloud hung over the entire suite, I realized that Jason had waited for us to leave so he could turd out the atomic powered dump. I gagged, grabbed my wallet and ran to the elevator.

Adrian waited until she thought everyone was out back on the patio drinking beer, I walked back inside to drain the weasel , as I headed to the guest bathroom, I nearly was knocked out by a hail of incoming high pitched hisses rapid fire farts, and plunks , then I realized I'd have to wait, Adrian was turding out. The hasty funk of this little mousy vixen was choking me out.

by Casbah Ken October 24, 2015