'to turk' (v - transitive) to be vigorously pillaged up the anus by a sweaty man of Middle Eastern or Turkish extraction, normally (but not always) against one's will. Often occurs in sordid prisons or dank, humid basements. Unpleasant.
Whilst Archibold perused some Persian rugs his eye was caught by a robust looking Moroccan who beckoned him to observe some more ''carpets'' in his basement by explaining to Archibold that the better quality carpets were kept out of sunlight.
On entering the basement it was too late and poor Archibold realised he had been caught up in some dastardly deed. For the next hour he received a thoroughly good ''turking''.
On entering the basement it was too late and poor Archibold realised he had been caught up in some dastardly deed. For the next hour he received a thoroughly good ''turking''.
by Toby Harding May 30, 2007
Throwing dead, frozen, baby turkeys on neighbors' lawns. This can also be done by placing the turkey in a mailbox.
by Steve2 May 07, 2007
by merffy October 02, 2014
1. Object must be a yarrak kafa (dick head).
2. Sends empty text messages or calls and hangs up just as you answer (or just when you are about to) but then never explains himself.
3. Is a turkish controlling mommy/daddy.
4. Is a control freak.
5. The process of when you tend to get into fights with girls of boys and then walking almost face against the wall and sitting facing the opposite direction in a room and telling the person you are mad at not to tell anyone that you are in a fight, but then you go and tell everyone yourself.
6. Is having "fuck/fuck it" as a favourite proverb.
7. Being a turk.
8. Showing LOVE the turkish way.
9. Gets very pissed off at being dissed in own language.
10. Turkers like little girls (subyenci).
11. You tell people to buy cms, when really you could do with a few yourself where you lack it (just under the waist in front) if the person even knows that there is something supposed to be there.
2. Sends empty text messages or calls and hangs up just as you answer (or just when you are about to) but then never explains himself.
3. Is a turkish controlling mommy/daddy.
4. Is a control freak.
5. The process of when you tend to get into fights with girls of boys and then walking almost face against the wall and sitting facing the opposite direction in a room and telling the person you are mad at not to tell anyone that you are in a fight, but then you go and tell everyone yourself.
6. Is having "fuck/fuck it" as a favourite proverb.
7. Being a turk.
8. Showing LOVE the turkish way.
9. Gets very pissed off at being dissed in own language.
10. Turkers like little girls (subyenci).
11. You tell people to buy cms, when really you could do with a few yourself where you lack it (just under the waist in front) if the person even knows that there is something supposed to be there.
1. CHECK YAGIZ (definition)
2. Will he ever stop turking all my phones!?!
3. He keeps turking and not letting me say man, fuck, or generally swear.
4. You turker.
5. Stop turking around, get over it!
6. He talks in such a fucking turking way.
7. God, what a turker.
8. He is sooooooooo turking me!!!! ;)
9. He gets so turked off man when i say something in this language!!!!
10. SEE YAGIZ (definition)
11. He is so turking small.
2. Will he ever stop turking all my phones!?!
3. He keeps turking and not letting me say man, fuck, or generally swear.
4. You turker.
5. Stop turking around, get over it!
6. He talks in such a fucking turking way.
7. God, what a turker.
8. He is sooooooooo turking me!!!! ;)
9. He gets so turked off man when i say something in this language!!!!
10. SEE YAGIZ (definition)
11. He is so turking small.
by zizina June 16, 2007
a citizen of the country which gave the women the right of selecting and being selected before than any european countries in 1934.and turk males cannot marry to more than one woman.
by panzerkampf December 19, 2005
The cheapest way to win at Age of Empires II: The Conquers. Their special unit is the Janissary which a crazy powerful gunpowder unit that kicks too much ass to be fair. If a player has 15 of these fuckers lined up in a row they are almost impossible to beat. Not to mention the Turks have a great cavalry and defense advantages over all other civilizations. Here’s a hint if your opponent launches a bunch of Janissary units at you, your best bet is to use a row of Onagers or Siege Onagers and fucking let them know that their a cheap bastard.
Steve: How did Tim win that last game of Age of Empires?
Bill: That fucker used the Turks.
Steve: Wow what a cheap douche bag.
Bill: That fucker used the Turks.
Steve: Wow what a cheap douche bag.
by Evergreen-Academy April 06, 2006
a euroasian nation who has no link with arabs -ON THE CONTRARY TO "THESAURUS OF UD- instead of a border neigbourliness. the reason turks are thought to be arabs may be because of the religion(islam) of both nations, even turks are secular public.
by berrystillinaspin December 20, 2005