Turlington

Possibly the funniest recurring character on American Dad. Voiced by Forest Whitaker, Turlington is a detective of various employers who speaks in a very low voice and is suspicious of nearly everyone. A running gag is that he is slow to react and forgetful of trivial items, which pertain no usefulness whatsoever to his investigation, allowing suspects to get rid of any incriminating evidence. He is also seen often during a time of distress or extreme relief engaging in a sorrowful, half-sobbing dialogue with one of his dead parents. Episodes of Turlington's apearence include: Chimdale, Live and Let Fry, and Meter Made.

Turlington: Mama? If you can hear me mama? It's Daniel. I WANT THAT SANDWICH!

by Noumena July 4, 2011

Turlington Walk

n. The act of moving quickly on foot through Turlington Plaza in the University of Florida in order to avoid contact with flyer holders and other annoying people who constantly try to get your attention. The Turlington Walk is usually accompanied by donning sunglasses and/or headphones to further promote the illusion of distraction.

Once I realized that Student Government elections were tomorrow, I had to do a Turlington Walk in order to get to my afternoon class in Little Hall without being nagged at least fifty times.

by Maxwell Edison, M.D. March 26, 2009

christy turlington

Christy Turlington is one of the most beautiful souls to ever walk this Earth. One of the original 'Supermodels' of the 1990's (along with Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford, Naomi Campbell, Stephanie Seymour and Kate Moss) she has graced over 500 magazine covers, numerous music videos, and demonstrated to the world that a career in fashion modeling need not lead to drug abuse, sexual promiscuity, scandal or self-destruction. By all accounts Christy Turlington is a loving mother (to daughter Grace and son Finn), wife (to filmmaker/actor Edward Burns) and advocate of spiritual awareness (born a Catholic she's also become a voice for Yoga) and social betterment (giving time and energy for many social issues beside friend Bono of U2). She's a joy and an inspiration to millions of fans and admirers, and typifies both beauty on the outside and beauty on the inside.

"She is a spiritus mundi, a soul spun of stardust, but it's what's inside that shines. She's a real Christy Turlington."

by tabula rasa October 28, 2006

Burlington Township High School

The place where the boys gather to rip their nic sticks after every block in D hall.

You know Burlington Township High School has a bunch of ops right?
Yeah, I heard someone got ratted out for tearing down some posters!

by Brownridge December 5, 2018

northern burlington

absolute hell. kids usually hang out at football games where little people try to fight other little people. juuling is common. the guys are ALL ugly and the girls think they are the shit. people freak out over the smallest things, like a make out session. nudes are also common

person: do u have a boyfriend?
girl: ofc not! i go to northern burlington

by igna teehal November 10, 2018

Lord Tubbington

The magical and totally unicorn cat of Brittany S. Pierce on Glee. Lord Tubbington only eats people food, nougat and glitter so he can poop candy bars, and at night (when he's not reading Brittany's diary) he sneaks off to smoke and get Arby's.

Brittany: Lord Tubbington got out and I found him at Arby's, how did you get into my room?
Rory the Leprechaun: Santana has just one wish - she wants you to quit Glee Club.
Brittany: Great - why couldn't she have just wished for Lord Tubbington to stop smoking?

by wprincessluv December 27, 2011

Burlington Mall

Absolutely one of the worst malls in Massachusetts, if so even United States. Everyone there is either a 13 year old middle schooler with nothing better to do on a Friday night, than wear Snapback hats, tight pants, and argue about how much their "swag" owns yours. Or filled with Emotional goth kids who smoke weed in the corner of the cafeteria, near shotcakes. The mall itself isn't that bad, it has a variety of good stores, such as: Champs, Apple, Lindt chocolate, Brookstone, etc... but moving along from that, it's the terrible people that fill the mall, who make it a horrible experience. I can also assure that 75% of the girls there all try to meet guys; just to give blowjobs in back of Abercrombie and Fitch, and pass along their Hepatitis C. The cafeteria is also disgusting, all of the "mall food" tastes the same, and it is also really, really, dirty. The most notable thing of this mall is the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop was filmed there, but hey, even that sucked. The lesson that most people have learned is not to shop at this piece of shit, and find a better thing to do then become mall rats.

Guy 1 - "ay yo, nigga, lets go to da Burlington Mall Friday night, and GET CRUNKKKKK!"
Guy 2 - "yo ight, you tryna fuck sum bitchezzZz?"
Guy 1 - "fuck ya, wit dis swag I'm up for shiiii"
Guy 3 - "Are you fucking serious?"

Girl 1 - "hey can I have your number?"
Guy 1 - "um, who the hell are you?"
Girl 1 - "If you buy me those ugg boots, ill let you fuck me!"
Guy 1 - "no, please go away"
Girl 1 - "nigga, you gay!!!"

by Jensen1429 May 19, 2013