A multi-purpose, strong adhesive tape which
will bind just about anything together, well-known for it'
s durability.
Common uses include:
-Taping people's mouths shut.
-Binding people's hands and feet together.
-Poor man's Viagra - two Popsicle sticks and
duck tape.
-Make-shift contraceptive device (works equally well for males and females, but significantly reduces pleasure).
-An alternative to bras for women that can provide incredible lift and cleavage by taping the breasts together; as well as flaming red blemishes after removal.
-Insta-Lawn for your front yard (simply lay over old
grass and paint green).
-Taping a sleeping friend's facial, chest and pubic hair and waiting for them to remove it.
-Instant Wart/Pimple removal.
-
Extra-Strength toilet paper, particularly after a bout of diarrhoea.
-Seat-belts for those fidgety children.
-Temporary
car windows.
-A substitute for a Roof Rack on your
car.
-Non-stick toilet seat cover.
-Hair extensions.
