mosqitoe
Get the mosqitoe mug.
Killing Mosquitoes
Hey man what are you doing in your sleeping bag?
Nothing Just killing mosquitoes.
Really it sounds like you're jacking off.
No I'm just killing mosquitoes.
Then why have you been killing it in the same spot up and down for 10 minutes?
Nothing Just killing mosquitoes.
Really it sounds like you're jacking off.
No I'm just killing mosquitoes.
Then why have you been killing it in the same spot up and down for 10 minutes?
Killing Mosquitoes by TheDoodad August 5, 2019
Related Words
mosquitoes
a clandestine way(mostly from the male gender) of describing the size or lack there of, of the breasts of a female. The word implies that said breasts are equivalent to an over-sized insect bite, specifically one by a mosquito which are usually very small and not noticeable unless irritated or infected.
mosquitoes by machinefeeder March 21, 2011
Mosquitoes
The most annoying little fricks on the planet. They suck your blood for their babies but I don’t care they leave a fricking bug bite behind and everyone hates it
Mosquitoes by TIMMYGETOFFTHECOMPUTER August 24, 2021
Mosquitoes
Mosquitoes by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 10, 2020
vaginal mosquitoes
Vaginal mosquitoes is a newly discovered STI/STD that affects sexually active and infected women who have come into contact with a man infected with the disease known as "penile termites".
A man infected with penile termites, during intercourse, through repeated thrusting of the penis into the vagina will expose and embed termites into the walls of the vagina. These termites burrow deep and form a cocoon- like structure that protects them during a woman's cycle. Usually, within a month the cocoon will break open and a newly transformed vaginal mosquito will be present and will fly and live within the woman.
Vaginal mosquitoes are not deadly and they are treatable with anti-biotics and mosquito repellant.
A man infected with penile termites, during intercourse, through repeated thrusting of the penis into the vagina will expose and embed termites into the walls of the vagina. These termites burrow deep and form a cocoon- like structure that protects them during a woman's cycle. Usually, within a month the cocoon will break open and a newly transformed vaginal mosquito will be present and will fly and live within the woman.
Vaginal mosquitoes are not deadly and they are treatable with anti-biotics and mosquito repellant.
Amanda had a bad case of the vaginal mosquitoes- but luckily some bug spray fixed the problem!
I can't sit still, my vaginal mosquitoes are running wild.
I can't sit still, my vaginal mosquitoes are running wild.
vaginal mosquitoes by rarballa July 14, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
SkyPesos
Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
Quiche Peanemis
Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026
Hate Draft
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
jalopy
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026