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Killing Mosquitoes
Hey man what are you doing in your sleeping bag?
Nothing Just killing mosquitoes.
Really it sounds like you're jacking off.
No I'm just killing mosquitoes.
Then why have you been killing it in the same spot up and down for 10 minutes?
Nothing Just killing mosquitoes.
Really it sounds like you're jacking off.
No I'm just killing mosquitoes.
Then why have you been killing it in the same spot up and down for 10 minutes?
Killing Mosquitoes by TheDoodad August 5, 2019
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mosquitoes
a clandestine way(mostly from the male gender) of describing the size or lack there of, of the breasts of a female. The word implies that said breasts are equivalent to an over-sized insect bite, specifically one by a mosquito which are usually very small and not noticeable unless irritated or infected.
mosquitoes by machinefeeder March 21, 2011
Mosquitoes
The most annoying little fricks on the planet. They suck your blood for their babies but I don’t care they leave a fricking bug bite behind and everyone hates it
Mosquitoes by TIMMYGETOFFTHECOMPUTER August 24, 2021
Mosquitoes
Mosquitoes by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 10, 2020
mosquitoes
mosquitoes by Dubiks December 30, 2018
vaginal mosquitoes
Vaginal mosquitoes is a newly discovered STI/STD that affects sexually active and infected women who have come into contact with a man infected with the disease known as "penile termites".
A man infected with penile termites, during intercourse, through repeated thrusting of the penis into the vagina will expose and embed termites into the walls of the vagina. These termites burrow deep and form a cocoon- like structure that protects them during a woman's cycle. Usually, within a month the cocoon will break open and a newly transformed vaginal mosquito will be present and will fly and live within the woman.
Vaginal mosquitoes are not deadly and they are treatable with anti-biotics and mosquito repellant.
A man infected with penile termites, during intercourse, through repeated thrusting of the penis into the vagina will expose and embed termites into the walls of the vagina. These termites burrow deep and form a cocoon- like structure that protects them during a woman's cycle. Usually, within a month the cocoon will break open and a newly transformed vaginal mosquito will be present and will fly and live within the woman.
Vaginal mosquitoes are not deadly and they are treatable with anti-biotics and mosquito repellant.
Amanda had a bad case of the vaginal mosquitoes- but luckily some bug spray fixed the problem!
I can't sit still, my vaginal mosquitoes are running wild.
I can't sit still, my vaginal mosquitoes are running wild.
vaginal mosquitoes by rarballa July 14, 2010
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