two by four
two by four by bfb August 23, 2012
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two-by-four
In western Canada this refers to any piece of lumber. It doesn’t have to be strictly two inches by four inches (Canada does use the imperial system in construction).
two-by-four by JFrancisF April 24, 2019
fatty fatty two by four
Fatty Fatty two by four, is a rhyme that you may use to insult someone or share with your friends in a group circle.
Fatty Fatty two by four fatty couldn't get through the bathroom door, so he shit on the floor, wiped it up and did some more.
fatty fatty two by four by Kapten the Skull Faced G-Shep November 1, 2013
Canadian Two By Four
Noun.
Plural: Canadian Two by Fours.
Definition: Two 4x4 posts bolted/screwed/glued together, to make a single approximately 4x8 board. Invented by a Canadian contractor working on a very overbuilt deck.
Plural: Canadian Two by Fours.
Definition: Two 4x4 posts bolted/screwed/glued together, to make a single approximately 4x8 board. Invented by a Canadian contractor working on a very overbuilt deck.
Canadian Two By Four by Scarab November 29, 2004
Bloody two by four
Bloody two by four by ..............................,... October 24, 2007
Fatty Fatty Two by Four
A particularly fat, disgusting person in reference to the schoolyard rhyme of the same name:
Fatty Fatty Two by Four
Can't get through the bathroom door
So he did it on the floor
Licked it up and asked for more
Fatty Fatty Two by Four
Can't get through the bathroom door
So he did it on the floor
Licked it up and asked for more
Did you see that fatty fatty two by four at KFC ordering a whole family bucket of chicken for himself?
Fatty Fatty Two by Four by Wendy Wheelchair December 29, 2024
four by two
"I didn't know Moisha was a four by two"
"Yeah, might be a tight bastard, but at least he isn't from Bedford"
"Yeah, might be a tight bastard, but at least he isn't from Bedford"
four by two by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006
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