Definitions by Scarab

Virus

What an unprotected windows-based computer will have within 35 seconds of connecting to the internet.

I just installed Windows XP, and before I could even update I got a virus.

Virus by Scarab November 30, 2004

Canadian Two By Four 

Noun.
Plural: Canadian Two by Fours.

Definition: Two 4x4 posts bolted/screwed/glued together, to make a single approximately 4x8 board. Invented by a Canadian contractor working on a very overbuilt deck.

This section is supported by Canadian Two by Fours, so it's not going anywhere.

Canadian Two By Four by Scarab November 29, 2004

floor donkey 

The first person to pass out on the floor at a party

Kalan is always a floor donkey

floor donkey by Scarab January 23, 2004

piece 

A device for smoking marijuana. Usually a glass piece.

Did you grab the piece?

piece by Scarab December 13, 2002

spark 

v. trans. to light a bowl of marijuana

Spark that shit, yo!

spark by Scarab December 13, 2002

bong rips 

A noun that refers to the action of smoking from a bong. So named for the sound that air makes when it bubbles through the bong water.

Dude, don't take bong rips while I'm on the phone with my parents; they might hear you.

bong rips by Scarab November 22, 2002

bowl 

The part of a device for smoking marijuana that hold the weed itself.
The pipe itself is NOT called a bowl. That is a common mistake; stop making it. Call it a pipe or a glass piece, but don't call the whole device a bowl around anyone who knows anything if you don't want to look stupid.

Dude, let's pack a bowl.
Dude, let's smoke a bowl.
I don't want to smoke too much, just pack a light bowl.
Give me the bong, you always pack the bowl too loose.

bowl by Scarab November 22, 2002