Scarab's definitions

Canadian Two By Four

Noun.
Plural: Canadian Two by Fours.

Definition: Two 4x4 posts bolted/screwed/glued together, to make a single approximately 4x8 board. Invented by a Canadian contractor working on a very overbuilt deck.

This section is supported by Canadian Two by Fours, so it's not going anywhere.

by Scarab November 29, 2004

bowl

The part of a device for smoking marijuana that hold the weed itself.
The pipe itself is NOT called a bowl. That is a common mistake; stop making it. Call it a pipe or a glass piece, but don't call the whole device a bowl around anyone who knows anything if you don't want to look stupid.

Dude, let's pack a bowl.
Dude, let's smoke a bowl.
I don't want to smoke too much, just pack a light bowl.
Give me the bong, you always pack the bowl too loose.

by Scarab November 22, 2002

bong rips

A noun that refers to the action of smoking from a bong. So named for the sound that air makes when it bubbles through the bong water.

Dude, don't take bong rips while I'm on the phone with my parents; they might hear you.

by Scarab November 22, 2002

spark

v. trans. to light a bowl of marijuana

Spark that shit, yo!

by Scarab December 13, 2002

floor donkey

The first person to pass out on the floor at a party

Kalan is always a floor donkey

by Scarab January 23, 2004

piece

A device for smoking marijuana. Usually a glass piece.

Did you grab the piece?

by Scarab December 13, 2002

Virus

What an unprotected windows-based computer will have within 35 seconds of connecting to the internet.

I just installed Windows XP, and before I could even update I got a virus.

by Scarab November 30, 2004