A fat, useless 'Springer' Spaniel that has lost it's will to spring and just inhabits my sofa most of the day. Needs to go out and get a life instead of needing to be dragged off of aforesaid sofa for a walk. Also needs to learn how to do something useful instead of the lamely holding up of one paw and saying 'hello' (which he will only do for food).
Even getting a cat cannot shift this lardarse animal from it's slumber. The cat just invariably sleeps next to the retarded canine.
As a dog, this breed makes a good draft excluder! (not as good as sausage dogs perhaps?)
Even getting a cat cannot shift this lardarse animal from it's slumber. The cat just invariably sleeps next to the retarded canine.
As a dog, this breed makes a good draft excluder! (not as good as sausage dogs perhaps?)
"Oh you appear to have a large brown turd on your sofa?"
"No, you'll have to excuse the smell. It's my spaniel Charlie. He used to be a springer, but just can't be arsed these days. That's why he failed as a police/ sniffer dog"
"No, you'll have to excuse the smell. It's my spaniel Charlie. He used to be a springer, but just can't be arsed these days. That's why he failed as a police/ sniffer dog"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006
Any woman with a slight moustache, usually of Meditarranean or middle eastern origins. Hence the invention of the 'Habib' or veil.
"I think my wife has been using my razor on her legs again as it was blunt this morning"
"Are you sure, after all her family live in the Edgeware Road, she could just be baffona?"
"Are you sure, after all her family live in the Edgeware Road, she could just be baffona?"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006
A person of the jewish faith. From the argument scene in 'Monty Python's life of Brian' between Brian and his mother. As in "I'm a hawk nose, a Hebe, Red Sea Pedestrain, I'm Kosher mum and proud of it!"
This sentiment is entirely understandable, given Brian's other option of being a spic!
Which in it's turn is preferable to admitting coming fromBedford (which is a bit like masturbation....i.e. one may indulge, but one wouldn't admit it in polite company
This sentiment is entirely understandable, given Brian's other option of being a spic!
Which in it's turn is preferable to admitting coming fromBedford (which is a bit like masturbation....i.e. one may indulge, but one wouldn't admit it in polite company
"Oi you some Hawk nose or Something?"
"No my bufoniform appearence merely denotes that I come from Bedford, please take your anti-semetic sentiments elsewhere"
"No my bufoniform appearence merely denotes that I come from Bedford, please take your anti-semetic sentiments elsewhere"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006
1. To try to get away with doing very little work, whilst looking very busy.
2. To sit in an office all day doing as little as possible, whilst simultaneously pontificating like Jean Paul Sartre on acid, and attempting to be a pseudo cheese eating surrender monkey.
3. To eat large quantities of fast food, have a fondness for solar powered garden gnomes, be a lardy person and come from Essex. Generally to be a 'grown up Frog chav' of very little taste and a proponderance for Burberry Ties (worn to hold up the trousers!).
2. To sit in an office all day doing as little as possible, whilst simultaneously pontificating like Jean Paul Sartre on acid, and attempting to be a pseudo cheese eating surrender monkey.
3. To eat large quantities of fast food, have a fondness for solar powered garden gnomes, be a lardy person and come from Essex. Generally to be a 'grown up Frog chav' of very little taste and a proponderance for Burberry Ties (worn to hold up the trousers!).
" Hey King of Zogs, you going to do anything today?"
"No I'm just Skammin' it, might go down the pub for a beer and a gauloise later, if I can bother my left wing, psuedo intellectual arse to do so. Also one might actually need to persuade a patron to buy me a beer as I'm far to tight to buy one myself!"
"Watch out for the feathered rats, they kill anything that doesn't move!"
"No I'm just Skammin' it, might go down the pub for a beer and a gauloise later, if I can bother my left wing, psuedo intellectual arse to do so. Also one might actually need to persuade a patron to buy me a beer as I'm far to tight to buy one myself!"
"Watch out for the feathered rats, they kill anything that doesn't move!"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 12, 2006
"I didn't know Moisha was a four by two"
"Yeah, might be a tight bastard, but at least he isn't from Bedford"
"Yeah, might be a tight bastard, but at least he isn't from Bedford"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006
1. Defined as a plural noun for a group of imbeciles, cretins, idiots, fucktards, morons, Bedfordians etc. Any group of people of a generally fuck-witted nature.
2. Pussii (from the plural of pussys, which is a bit of an ugly word)
3. Anyone predisposed in a western, liberal democracy (presuming of course, that the majority is always correct?). To vote for anyone on the basis of anything they are 'informed of' by the media/text message from their mate (a big brother watcher!).
2. Pussii (from the plural of pussys, which is a bit of an ugly word)
3. Anyone predisposed in a western, liberal democracy (presuming of course, that the majority is always correct?). To vote for anyone on the basis of anything they are 'informed of' by the media/text message from their mate (a big brother watcher!).
"Look at those bufoniform weirdos, what a bunch of twats"...said by a train passenger when approaching Bedford (England) train station.
got offered a twosome last night by the missus, problem was she invited her mate from Bedford so I had to turn it down due to one half of it being beastiality...Shame would have been a nice "twat fest" otherwise.
"I voted for Tony Blair"!
got offered a twosome last night by the missus, problem was she invited her mate from Bedford so I had to turn it down due to one half of it being beastiality...Shame would have been a nice "twat fest" otherwise.
"I voted for Tony Blair"!
by STePPeNWoLFe September 20, 2006
English word for tax payers money paid out to (normally) foreign, work shy bastards who come to the UK because they were 'opressed' in their own country. More enlightened individuals understand why the scrounging fucks were 'oppressed'. It's called being a 'drain on society. Sensible countries send these scum to us as we are too 'politically Correct' to shoot the fuckers in the head/ Stop them reproducing.
by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006