Definitions by STePPeNWoLFe

twats 

1. Defined as a plural noun for a group of imbeciles, cretins, idiots, fucktards, morons, Bedfordians etc. Any group of people of a generally fuck-witted nature.

2. Pussii (from the plural of pussys, which is a bit of an ugly word)

3. Anyone predisposed in a western, liberal democracy (presuming of course, that the majority is always correct?). To vote for anyone on the basis of anything they are 'informed of' by the media/text message from their mate (a big brother watcher!).

"Look at those bufoniform weirdos, what a bunch of twats"...said by a train passenger when approaching Bedford (England) train station.

got offered a twosome last night by the missus, problem was she invited her mate from Bedford so I had to turn it down due to one half of it being beastiality...Shame would have been a nice "twat fest" otherwise.

"I voted for Tony Blair"!

twats by STePPeNWoLFe September 20, 2006

QCD 

I'm not sure on this one, buy isn't it a shopping channel on that shite satelitte system known as 'SKY' (home to a thousand and one retarded Americanisms that gives everyone a really bad impression of everything American!)

" Hmmm, think I'll buy some nice flame retardant pearl necklaces or something...Should I go to Aberkrombie and Felch to get them?"

"No don't bother moving your fat, lazy, retarded arse just QCD them off of the telly!"

QCD by STePPeNWoLFe September 17, 2006

Abercrombie and felch

A term to denote the utter contempt with which 'normal people' hold any wanker that is gullible enough to hanker after tatty goods hawked by corporations in an attempt to be 'with it', 'trendy' or (the ultimate in stupidity) in the belief that the aforesaid goods are intrinsically worthy of thought.

Aforesaid persons please note...everyone else thinks you are cunts, for your prediliction for over-priced, over hyped goods!

"Hmmm nice clothes, do you think they are Abercrombie and felch?"

"No probably came from Oxfam, but the poor Chav wearing them thinks they're important. Probably best just to humour them."

Abercrombie and felch by STePPeNWoLFe September 17, 2006

baffona 

Any woman with a slight moustache, usually of Meditarranean or middle eastern origins. Hence the invention of the 'Habib' or veil.

"I think my wife has been using my razor on her legs again as it was blunt this morning"

"Are you sure, after all her family live in the Edgeware Road, she could just be baffona?"

baffona by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

badaud 

1. n. - an idle, stupid individual who believes just about anything and is a half-witted gossip.

2. A user of Urban dictionary dot com

" I'm not sure of the meaning of that I'll just check it on Urban and add a couple of slack witted defs while I'm there."

"what are you dude some kind of badaud or what? try Webster's at least it doesn't have retarded 15 year olds getting off on made up sexual innuendo"

badaud by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

balanism 

As this is the urban dictionary, I suppose the best definition would be 'sticking something up your arse'! More specifically and for those of a more 'technically minded' nature, it is the use of suppositories or pessaries (hence killing at least one myth, that the 'pessary' is a small bird that lives in New Zealand!..that's a cassowary).

Balanism doesn't usually have anything to do with masturbation or marsupials, contrary to popular misconception.

balanism by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

Edgeware Road 

A place in London (England) where those of Arabic persuasion live. Also known affectionately by those in The nearby vicinity as 'Little Bagdad'.

Not a place to eat if you value your gastic wellbeing, or dislike fat, garlic smelling people that look like Saddam Hussein.

I was considering a walk down the Edgeware Road, but being jewish I decided to avoid it as the twats down there would probably jihad my arse!

Edgeware Road by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006