A Barista is trained to make a brew the perfect coffee. A Podista has learnt to brew the perfect coffee from a capsule system. "That is the perfect coffee, I made it from a coffee pod, I am a Podista."

Podista by Pucko_V1 September 7, 2013

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pedestal girl

A girl that you have a secret obsession over for insane beauty, a deeply spiritual soul, and all around absolute perfection. You discreetly stalk her, but you may never say more than a bashful "hi." Due to these contributing factors this person is slowly built up on a pedestal. Your mind will lead you to believe this already flawless girl has built up the embodiment of perfection. You must keep in mind, you are allowed one and only one pedestal girl at a time.

Me: "Dude, I can't talk to this girl from the third floor!" Friend: "Why?" Me: "She is a total pedestal girl."

pedestal girl by Peter Smalls September 17, 2013

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pedestalize

when a man takes a woman that he wants and makes her his, then proceeds to hold her in such high and un-realistic esteem that he can no longer have a normal or real relationship with her.
putting her on a pedestal.

men commonly pedestalize their wives to try and boost their egos, show off and re-live their mother son relationships

pedestalize by avalancheblanch August 4, 2008

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