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What you're putting somebody on when you tell them they're more righteous, or the greatest person or greatest at anything. It might give somebody a buzz to know they're on a pedestal, but does it help them not to hear what they need to? There's people who overdo the pedestal shit.
You put her on such a high pedestal all males are expected to believe females are more righteous than males.

You put him on such a high pedestal females think he's got a round table full of knights in shining armor and really the guys an asshole.
Pedestal by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018
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Pedestal is a quarterly BDSM femdom (female domination) club in London, UK. It is a moveable club and has been staged at several different sites. People travel from all over the UK to visit this club.

It has become so closely entwined with UK BDSM female domination, that is almost a by-word for femdom.
George sat there, half naked and with a ballgag in his mouth looking like some pedestal slave
Pedestal by slave2countess June 28, 2010
the pedestal is the sex move that when with a girl and youre ready to have sex and you want to try something new. hang her in the air from her ankles upside down while youre on a chair and fuck her while she gives you head
"I fuckin pedestal'D my bitch last night then i threw her down the stairs."
pedestal by Carmine and Rick June 27, 2007
A song from Fergie directed at her haters - she sees you on the internet you know, and your pedestal is falling down!
Your pedestal is fallin' down, fallin' down, fallin' down,
Your pedestal is fallin' down, down, down, down, down

You think I don't see you on the internet, I've read it, don't think I won't forget

You hide behind computer screens, so that you don't have to be seen, how could a person be so mean?
Pedestal by Mr Merge October 17, 2006
Or podium? I don't know... You know what I mean. Ok, definition time pedestal: This is right < That means this < Which translates (roughly) to
Hym "This is a reasoning tool I like to call 'Hym's Pedestal.' It posits that: if this is that, then that means this, which means what you said translates to that."

Iam "You saw that too? Damn I always allude to it before I articulate it and then you guys reference it before I get the chance and then you think I'm referencing the reference but really I had it articulated BEFORE you said it but it was in the queue and I didn't get to it. And now you think I didn't think of it first. And I did. Damn."

Hym "Yessir! We got them good brains, baby!"
Pedestal by Hym Iam July 25, 2022

pedestal girl 

A girl that you have a secret obsession over for insane beauty, a deeply spiritual soul, and all around absolute perfection. You discreetly stalk her, but you may never say more than a bashful "hi." Due to these contributing factors this person is slowly built up on a pedestal. Your mind will lead you to believe this already flawless girl has built up the embodiment of perfection. You must keep in mind, you are allowed one and only one pedestal girl at a time.
Me: "Dude, I can't talk to this girl from the third floor!" Friend: "Why?" Me: "She is a total pedestal girl."
pedestal girl by Peter Smalls September 17, 2013

pedestal friends 

a set of friends who can not survive on their own.
i.e. one can not live without the other.
"see those two girls right there? their always together, their pedestal friends"
pedestal friends by loveit July 20, 2007
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