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Under The Desk

When you suck up to a supervisor or need to do something to get the supervisors attention at work.
I need friday off, so whatcha say I meet ya under the desk in about 15 minutes.
Under The Desk by coby March 5, 2003
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Under The Desk

A phrase originating from working in an office and having awesome secret things under the desk.

This may relate to an awesome secret boner from every time Anita from accounts walks past, shaking her tatas.

This may relate to your awesome secret stash of porn that you look at when you should be doing your homework.

Either way, the phrase "Under The Desk" relates to something that is undoubtedly awesome but not many people know about it so is secret.

Awesome and secret.
Have you heard the new album from that new band from Shoreditch? It's totally under the desk!

Yeah man, your new tailor made trainers are well under the desk!

Carla has awesome BJ technique. It's so far under the desk. Literally. Who knew?!
Under The Desk by tonyadams September 10, 2010

Under the desk special 

When a secretary performs fellatio on her boss from underneath his work desk.
Dude 1: "Dude the boss wouldn't let me in his office and his secretary was gone, kinda weird..."
Dude 2: "You didn't know? He gets under the desk specials every other day around three o'clock"

under the desk support 

when ur girl gives u head under ur desk while you play on your PC :))
"want some under the desk support while you play, babe?"

under the desk treatment 

when you are getting mad headshot on your Valorant match, and your she give you sloppy toppy under your mega over powered gaming setup.
Brooo, Sarah gave me under the desk treatment last night on stream!

under-the-desk incentive 

the act of furthering your career by engaging in an inappropriate act with your manager or boss.
Chuck was planning on firing Sally until she unzipped his pants and gave him an under-the-desk incentive. She not only kept her job, she also got a raise.

support from under the desk 

The act of "support from under a desk" is to receive oral from under a gamers desk,often a PC gamer.
"Hey babe want some support from under the desk"
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