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Given too much alcohol by your friends or other people. Everyone buying you drinks and shots when you only went to have "a couple." (You know it's hard to tell them you don't want it when they already bought it and it's just sitting right there in front of you...might as well drink it right?) Like getting drugged only you get drunked.
"I'm sorry I'm home so late, but it's not my fault. I got drunked!"
drunked by Becki82726 August 22, 2007
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when your so drunk, you can't say "drunk" properly.
dude 1: man your sloshed.
dude 2: yeah i am feeling petty drunked!
drunked by tomcon5 April 24, 2010
What a person experiences after consuming a large amount of alcohol, symptoms include:

Lack of Balance and Inhibtion
Finding everything funny
A feelng of complete relaxation
Frequently urinating
Falling asleep anywhere
Wanting to eat things that are F*%king delicious.
Shamlessly coming onto any girl around you.
A good example of being drunked is

NIALL BRADLEY

When "drunked" Niall demonstrates all these symptoms and at the maximum level wheras others may only demonstrate a few.
drunked by H.2.da.K September 14, 2006

Drunked-Up 

When you go to a bar see a woman. Think she is very ugly. Have a some drinks see her again, and think she is hot!
Woman: Hello Suga
Man: No Way!
Friend: Got that right

hour later

Woman: Hello
Man: Hey your kind of pretty.
Friend: He is seriously drunked-up
Drunked-Up by Mz. Get it Get it June 28, 2010

drunked-out 

The stage in night of drinking, where you cannot drink anymore. Like passed-out, but your eyes are open.
It was a little boring that my friend drunked-out around 11:30; we had to get a cab and call it a night before 2am.
drunked-out by direhawk December 23, 2012

Drunkey Chan 

Pronunciation: (Drunk-ee Chan)
Noun/Adj: A person who is quite intoxicated and suddenly believes they are a drunken master of kung-fu. Will often perform sloppy kicks and karate chops, and sometimes the occasional half-assed parkour attempt. Usually an amusing sight, mostly only bringing harm on themselves rather than others at worst.
Noun: "Woah woah woah now, look at ol' drunkey chan over there. Hey! Show them your jump kick! OHHH SHIT BRO, your ass okay?! DO IT AGAIN MAN!!!"
Adj: "Oh shit fam, He's gonna try to go all drunkey chan on that rail over there. $20 says he hits his balls really hard."
Drunkey Chan by B00mb0xxx May 21, 2021

The Drunken Clam

A place where Peter Griffin drinks and gets drunk with Brian Griffin on the hit tv show Family Guy!
Did you see Peter at the Drunken Clam with Brian Griffin?
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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