Thou art 

Archaic way to say: "You are"

Thou art a fat boy Jimmy
Art thou feeling it?

Thou art by Gfuck September 1, 2013

thou doth protest too much 

Overly insistent about something, to the point where the opposite is most likely true.

Someone emphatically stating how much one hates gossiping, that one would never engage in this sort of behavior. This implies that, "thou doth protest too much" and may in fact be a gossip.

thou doth protest too much by Chrizbeats September 13, 2013

Thou Shalt Not

thou:you
shalt:shall

you shall not ..smth..

Thou shalt not kill

Thou shalt not eat thine own poo-matter (you shall not eat your own poo)

Thou Shalt Not by accidentalgenius September 23, 2013

Thou art 

Archaic/biblical way to say "You are".

Oh, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch!

Thou art by milossh May 23, 2019

Thou Wow 

One thousand dollars USD.

Tyrone: "Ayo, Blud I made a G today."
Jamal: "Damn you stackin' thou wows now?"

Thou Wow by cHeks July 19, 2010

thou mother art gay 

Things they said while fighting year 400

- Thou mother art gay

*Opponent explodes instantly*

thou mother art gay by thoumother March 30, 2018

Thou Shalt Not Mask Your Math 

The unwritten or unspoken commandment for math educators worldwide not to conceal their weaknesses or deficiencies, or to pretend that they could figure out the answers by themselves; instead, they would be wiser to turn to their Creator, the Greatest Mathematician, for wisdom and insight to solve their logical, psychological, or mathematical difficulties.

If more math teachers, writers, or editors were to put into practice the “Thou Shalt Not Mask Your Math” commandment, they needn’t frustratingly spend so much time and effort in solving their mathematical ills, because the Holy Spirit could in a twinkle of an eye reveal to them the solutions, which would otherwise have taken them a hundred or thousand times longer to figure them out.

Thou Shalt Not Mask Your Math by MathPlus March 28, 2021