speeding tickets

a summons issued to an offender - especially to someone who driving above the speed limit or someone who violates a traffic regulation

I hate it when I get a speeding tickets...

speeding tickets by skidesu January 9, 2009

speedsofter 

The Airsofter who generally carries one mag on the field (5-15 minute games) and is normally CQB games. Normally they wear a hoodie and you need to shoot them a few times (most cheaters look like this)

That speedsofter guy will not call his hits

speedsofter by Gwhahshd February 27, 2017

Sweedish sundae

Verb
The act of taking a large ripping shit on your partner's chest, and having the male bust nuts upon it.

Here comes the Sweedish Sundae bitch!

Sweedish sundae by Pesmerga January 29, 2004

sweedish meatball 

When one is having sex with a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you head.

While tagging the 6th month old woman, the man said, "Wow thats one great sweedish meatball."

sweedish meatball by TeeJay July 17, 2004

Sweedish Fish Headache

The nausea caused by eating too many sweedish fish.

Does anyone want these Sweedish Fish? I'm getting such a bad Sweedish Fish Headache

Sweedish Fish Headache by brahsky June 1, 2011

speediate 

To speed up a process

me: I don't like microwaves
friend: Really? I speediate cooking by throwing my potato in the microwave first, then the oven.

speediate by hawkin October 21, 2011

Speedos 

What you wear for swimming and being sexy.

You: Hey babe you like me in my *spanks ass* Speedos?
Her: Please Fuck me now

Speedos by cooldudesixtyfour January 17, 2018