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REaly tight pants made out of spandex/rubber which the 'professional' swimmers wear. YOung boys especially. Some, like honeypot wear them so high that if he had any pubes they'd be coming out. Some, like someone who does not wish to be named wears them so low you're scared they'll fall off.
'jesus, check mikes speedos.. they look like they're about to fall of...OH JESUS!!WEENER!!'
speedos by Colette April 11, 2004
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What you wear for swimming and being sexy.
You: Hey babe you like me in my *spanks ass* Speedos?
Her: Please Fuck me now
Speedos by cooldudesixtyfour January 17, 2018

speedos & flip-flops weather 

An expression covering both good & bad weather depending on conditions & tone in which it'said...
"Phew.... it's speedos & flip-flops weather...' said little tommy while burning his arse on the hot sand...

"Fuck me... it's speedos & flip-flops weather out here..." said little tommy as the arctic gale blasted him about the face...

Pedos in Speedos 

Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach.
Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach. -BigJigglyPanda
Pedos in Speedos by EmoRaccoon October 27, 2018

Paedo Speedos 

The garment infamous paedophile Rolf Harris wore when promoting the “Teach Them To Swim” campaign in the 1970s. While he was more likely cruising for vulnerable young victims at the local pool.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, there’s Rolf in his paedo speedos. At it again. Eeew!
Paedo Speedos by Bright Soul October 6, 2023

Paedos in Speedos

Name given to French holiday makers in the Ardeche region of Southern France. Recognisable by their tight fitting pants and one leg on a rock stance
'Jesus Mildrid, sale the kids out to that rock. There's a pride of Paedos in Speedos over there'.

Reverse speedos 

This is wash day plus two. Running out of briefs (smalls) necessitates urban swimming in your speedos and as we all know they are basically a 'reserve' pair of briefs for this occasion. Reverse speedos are 'stretching the envelope' of the concept into another day!!
The Dude is such a lazy slob, rather than nailing his laundry last night he's doing reverse speedos today!
Reverse speedos by 192DUG December 19, 2011