Zukes

Zuke is the name for the severed head of a unicorn, and Zukes are a group of people who take the Zuke as their mascot.

"We are the Zukes!"

by A_Baby_Duck July 16, 2009

zukes

A word used to refer to boobs.

"Yo man, if it wasn't for those zukes, that war pig would be a 2/10".

by Brett Zaccaria December 21, 2007

zukes_

zukes_ is the best editor on tiktok not only that but has amazing looks. he’s known for his famous saying “who didn’t put the light in the lamp?” 😂

omg I was out of toilet paper so I used zukes_ toungue

by Ben Perkins March 7, 2022

Gad zukes

Exclamation of surprise, contemptand delight, almost always uttered following a fortuitoussuggestion, good idea or knowledge from one who you previously believed to be your inferior.

Bowsman Smee: "Why don't you keep Tiger-Lilly alive to use as bait to catch Peter Pan?"

Captain Hook: "Gad zukes Smee!"

by the ram of truth June 26, 2009

Case of the Zubes

Being hyper as a kid and running on a circle around a house

Oh no! I have a bad case of the Zubes

by Zman11809 March 22, 2020

Zuked

When a thread on a Message Board get pulled off track by a jackass for his own pleasure. Usually the process begins when someone on a board asks a simple question only to have the Zuks tell a story about how he did this or that (mostly Bullshit that has nothing to do with the original post). Everyone piles on the Zuker and he plays victim.
The original post never gets answered and nothing is accomplished.

Original Post: How much do brakes cost to have done at the dealership?

Zuker: Be careful, one time I marked my oil filter and after asking for an oil change at the dealer my filter was still on my car.

OP: Thanks Jackass you Zuked my thread, anyone else know how much brakes cost to replace on a Jetta at the dealer?

by bt3101 November 14, 2011

Flaming Zues

A sex position in which the couple is positioned at the top of a set of stairs. During intercourse, the male removes his penis and lights it on fire before re-inserting. Once this is done he then proceeds to ride his partner down the set of stairs while screaming the name of the position.

"Did you hear Carly got Flaming Zuesed yesterday?"

"Yeah she broke her spine."

by spega May 25, 2011