zortof

Zone out rocking trains ,on fleet

He I is into all Zortof of ideas.

by Zortof July 11, 2022

Zortoid

A Language evolved primarily on the internet, similar to 1337 and LOLcat, in which the suffixes "zor" and "toid" are added to any words, although most attachments are to one-syllable words. General guidelines, but not neccessarily rules, are that 'toid" is applied to adjectives and "zor" is applied to nouns. Unlike 1337 and LOLcat, zortoid is easily spoken verbally. Examples include Swiztoid, Sicktoid, Lametoid, winzor, cupzor, sleepzor, gymzor, and foodzor.

Jeff: Hey man check out this new car I got.
Ivan: Swiztoid dude look at that spoiler + 25 HP

Mark: What'd you do last night
Nick: Went to some girls party
Mark: Ah, lametoid man. Wana get some foodzor?
Nick: heck yeah that sounds totally sickhouse. Zortoid is so much fun to speak.

by superflyjeff1 October 26, 2009

zortos

Zortos is a demon that has a gay cousin named Dortos

Oh no Zortos is taking over my body to rape a cat

by Zortos September 21, 2018

planet zorton

where all bipolar professors call home

Senora Kramer hails from planet zorton

by giovanna March 2, 2004

zorloft

A zorloft is a person who is basically living a clean life without drugs, drinking and casual sex. It's living a poison free and keeping yourself safe. It is a choice and it does not make you better or worse than anyone. We all make choices and some choose to be straight edge and some don't. Yes, it's true that some people will stop being sXe when they turn 21 but that is just another choice. Straight Edge is a way of life but has now been formed into a trend. Out there, there are true edgers.

Matt was a zorloft - he went to the rave and left early because it was full of drugs.

by Cris, Nix, Crump, Matt February 3, 2005

Zorton

Another word for "fart" invented by Cheez wiz and Orgasmo

I just um...zorton...'d

by cheezy advisory board November 11, 2003

Zortorie

He is wild,funny ,goofy and sweet loves to talk and laugh will treat you with love and joy has a bad ass attitude but he recover that will his big heart he is sentimental and lovable

Girl:damn you funny what your name

Zoe:shit it just me baby girl good old Zortorie

by Zortorie November 6, 2019