Zortified

Someone who doesn’t give a single fuck.

“Wow, Bella Thorne looks so zortified today”

by Zortified October 21, 2022

Fortified Election

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters

well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election

by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021

Fortified Election

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters

well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election

by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021

Mortified

Being beyond embarrassed or ashamed.

Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.

by Maybelline October 22, 2007

Fortified

Shit food in disguise

"OMG, Cap'n Crunch is fortified with seven vitamins and minerals!? It must certainly be healthy!"

"No, actually 'fortified' is just code for shit in disguise."

"Blasphemy!"

by lindseypv January 22, 2012

Zodified

(past participle)
1) enhanced for the Tapwave Zodiac
2) enhanced by using the Tapwave Zodiac.
See also Zodify.

1) Zodified games such as Galactic Realms: Into the Void, SpyHunter, Madden 2005, or ZDoomz, and applications such as Pocket Tunes, ZLauncher, and Inkstorm take advantage of the full 480x320 screen, stereo speakers, analog controller, and/or the 3D graphics engine, etc., of the Tapwave Zodiac.
2) The lives of many Zodiac owners have been zodified!

by OKE March 25, 2005

Zombified

When you wake up feeling so crappy, you walk around moaning and dragging your feet. A result of either being hungover or just not being a morning person.

BossmanDick: You're two hours late for work!
Soontobehisboss: Cut me some slack, I woke up zombified
BossmanDick: I'm writing you up!
Soontobehisboss: Jeez Dick, you're such a dick...

by Creeposaurus August 31, 2005