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Zortos is a demon that has a gay cousin named Dortos
Oh no Zortos is taking over my body to rape a cat
zortos by Zortos September 21, 2018
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A Language evolved primarily on the internet, similar to 1337 and LOLcat, in which the suffixes "zor" and "toid" are added to any words, although most attachments are to one-syllable words. General guidelines, but not neccessarily rules, are that 'toid" is applied to adjectives and "zor" is applied to nouns. Unlike 1337 and LOLcat, zortoid is easily spoken verbally. Examples include Swiztoid, Sicktoid, Lametoid, winzor, cupzor, sleepzor, gymzor, and foodzor.
Jeff: Hey man check out this new car I got.
Ivan: Swiztoid dude look at that spoiler + 25 HP

Mark: What'd you do last night
Nick: Went to some girls party
Mark: Ah, lametoid man. Wana get some foodzor?
Nick: heck yeah that sounds totally sickhouse. Zortoid is so much fun to speak.
Zortoid by superflyjeff1 October 26, 2009

ZoroSexual 

"Im zorosexual" cuz he da goat💯
Zotos is the camera toting videographer for the town of Southbridge. Credits to Zotos’ filmography include, Southbridge Town Council Meetings, The Relay for Life, and Little League Baseball games. Zotos has mastered the art of inserting random, inappropriate, and often awkward background music into his recordings of local events. You know you are watching a “Zotos” flic if the camera zooms in on the face of a young girl displaying looks of disgust and confusion as if she had just caught a creepy old man videotaping her as the theme from “Growing Pains” plays in the background. Zotos can be identified by his long grey locks and “mustache”, musty smell, and the unnatural uneasiness you feel when within 50 yards of the man. Zotos has a similar facial bone structure to that of Splinter the mutant ninja rat who was sensei to the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
Zotos was in his prime in the Barber Shop music videos of 2004
Zotos by MicrowavedElephant August 10, 2006

Zorossif 

Anything Unpleasent.
Austin Peder is a cunt bag zorossif bitch.
Zorossif by cdowwwg November 14, 2009
Simply put Zoros (otherwise known as "The Real Zoros YT" a legendary geometry dash youtube channel, the channel owner a common celebrity among teenagers. Zoros resents uploading and giving people signatures although he is famed among youth. We still have no idea why...
I once met the real zoros YT, he even signed my foot.
Zoros by thechosenone234 March 14, 2020
Open Source operating system, developed in 2002. Relatively stable, but no longer available
This program only runs on ZOTOS
ZOTOS by DdlyHeadshot October 30, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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