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To pirate something. That being a video game, movie, or some other intellectual property that is normally purchased.
"Hey Kyle just Zomed Call of Duty 4"
"Why'd he do that?"
"He said it's too expensive"
Zomed by BigFloppa November 10, 2020
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AI Chatbot. Used on websites to interact automatically with clients. Helps automatically provide information, book appointments, book tables, etc.
We got a zomlet on our website - and the chatbot saved us more than a million dollars on customer-care expenses.
Zomlet by CosmicSuccess May 24, 2020
When Anna is very tired from walking.
I did good and went walking. I'm zompted
A sexy purple goth girl that is the figurehead and anime waifu-sona of the animator ZONE-sama of the infamous Zone-Archive. She has curly purple hair, purple eyes and is an eldritch tentacle demon who just wants to see you fap and maybe also incidentally take over the world. She sports a purple sweater with the ZONE logo, black tights and boots usually.

She has a canon cameo in the Skullgirls game. She is voice-acted by Caxx, who is also a rapper.
I wish ZONEtan were my girlfriend. God, I'm so lonely right now!
Zonetan by WatercolorheartUD March 17, 2020
a female of haitian decent
term is used rather than zoe, which identifies a male of haitian decent
my nigga a zoe, and im his zoette
zoette by dat chick 0192 August 1, 2009

Zonetard 

Usually the outcasts and lonely from a forum message board who infest a certain area and squat there until they are perma banned. Most form a "clan" to show solidarity..Usually can be spotted flirting with dudes with female user names. Also love to quote or use old memes. Orgin of name comes from sub forum "The Endzone" on VolNation where most instantly get AIDS from visiting.
I dont think that's a troll, it's just a Zonetard that got out of his cage.
Zonetard by Fixta Fernback August 7, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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