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The term for someone who says that they didn’t study for an exam but they actually did and are lying to you cause there a little bitch and they actually get the top mark in the exam and had been studying for 3 weeks.
GIRL1: hey did u study for the maths exams today, I watched Netflix instead

GIRL2: ahaha same I didn’t study. Rip I’m gonna fail
*sit exams*
*gets back marks*
*GIRL2 gets first in class*
GIRLS1: What a little Zoet
Zoet by RayRayWhereYouAt March 19, 2019
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do I have to explain?
Zoet is a super SUPER swag person. Like if you know a zoet just leave she is go great its not even funny. Zoet always makes you feel better no matter what. She has and very interesting sense of humor that only the ealls and avarts will get-
"Zoet the poet is superrrR swag" said eall and avart
ZOEt by eall February 26, 2021
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She is such a Zoet
Zoet by Somerandomstrangeryoudontknow November 25, 2019

Jason zoet 

The act of sticking your own finger in a dog's asshole and giving your self a mustache.
Something is wrong with that guy. He just pulled a Jason zoet on himself!!
Jason zoet by ambully October 5, 2016
a female of haitian decent
term is used rather than zoe, which identifies a male of haitian decent
my nigga a zoe, and im his zoette
zoette by dat chick 0192 August 1, 2009

Zoetermeer 

A place in the Netherlands nearby Den Haag aka The Hague.
I live in Zoetermeer
A type of fan fiction which involves the two fictional characters Zoeya and Rythian from the series Tekkit Rebirth which is hosted on the channel YOGSCAST RYTHIAN. Usually involves a romance as they are often seen as a romantic couple by the fandom at large.
Random pervert 1: Hey did you read that totally hot zoethian fan-fic i wrote?

Random pervert 2: Yeah but it was a little fluffy for my taste

Random person: What are you guys talking about?

Random pervert 2: Zoethian
Zoethian by Ian@Yourface.com February 20, 2013
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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