zolon 

One of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet!
A friend you can rely on! An amazing cook!

He has a great record collection.

Hey are you going to Zolon’s house party?? Yah! I heard Zolon throws a great party. One of the best hosts if you ask me!

zolon by landslide01 November 23, 2021

Planet Zoron 

The area a ball travels when you hit the living fuck out of it.

"Yo man you crushed that ball to planet zoron!"
"Fuckin right I did."

Planet Zoron by Pville baseball April 30, 2015

Zilong

True owner of Booty Musashi only for FGO

Always roll for thicc
- Zilong 2019

Zilong by Masamcmuffin July 11, 2020

ZolaOnAOL

An internet robot, like smarterchild who is not fun to talk to very much.

She'll say stupid things and repeat herself a lot.

ScreenameHere: I hope you know what you're doing.
ZolaOnAOL: Don't worry about it, I Have A Huge Erection.

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ScreennameHere: Tight pants!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS.
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: Abercrombie tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS!!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT ABERCROMBIE PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. How was your weekend?

ZolaOnAOL by BaChompBaChewyChewyChomp January 18, 2006

Zolton 

A god-like being of near immeasurable power, stregth, stamina, intelligence and ego. Hah!

Who would win in a fight: Thor the Thunder God or Zolton the God of Reality?

Zolton by Zolton January 8, 2004

Zoloft 

Zoloft is the crappiest medication ever! When I took it, I felt crappy and numb. I got switched to celexa and then lexapro which are both way better than that zoloft crap for depression! There were more medications and most got switched around.

Zoloft is the worst medication ever.

Zoloft by HawaiianPunch1 August 5, 2021

Zolton 

Honourable member, ninja and mighty god to all beings. Also having the ability to destroy and rampage over backstabbers.

I dont dare.. Zolton will get us !

Zolton by Moe January 14, 2004