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zoeboo
zoeboo by VioleGrace January 19, 2020
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zoebel
The conscious abstention from masturbation in an effort to make future acts of sex more intense and pleasurable. Can be used as adjective or a verb.
I can't play basketball today because I have to beat off. I've been zoebelling for 3 days so it's going to be good!
zoebensonluvr
zoebensonluvr by sstupidshinyvolvoowner June 22, 2021
zœœp dœœp
zœœp dœœp by www.rapegod.com May 7, 2018
Zoebeth
Zoebeth is one funny chick. Shes usually either with her friends or alone though. A Zoebeth is an introvert who loves books, anime, and scary things. Shes also highly inlove with videogames. Don't question her or you'll be extremely confused. Her closest friends would mostly be girls and boys of the same fandoms! She'd probably fall in love with on the guys though. She is also extremely derpy and hyper. If you give her sugar, you are sure to regret it!
Friend - 'Zoebeth, what are you doing?'
Zoebeth - 'Hugging a tree, what does it look like?'
Friend - 'Oh my god Zoe.'
Zoebeth - 'Hugging a tree, what does it look like?'
Friend - 'Oh my god Zoe.'
Zoebeth by FangirltotheMAX! May 4, 2016
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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