zoctar
The sexiest person in the history of people. but there can only be one zoctar. and that place is being fufilled with awesomeness. until she dies there is no other zoctar
zoctar by Fagofalover August 18, 2006
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zootarooney
zootarooney by Hniggah August 22, 2020
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zoctar • Zocario • Zoltar • zoltaris • Zootard • zoctagon • Zoktar rizzler • Zoltar Zinger! • Zontar • Zootarian
Zoltar Zinger!
Zoltar Zinger:
A monumental laser-focused bitch-slapping zinger issued by Zoltar Speaks!, or a fellow traveler.
A monumental laser-focused bitch-slapping zinger issued by Zoltar Speaks!, or a fellow traveler.
Zoltar Zinger! by Cornelius Gotchberg January 22, 2019
Zontar
Zontar is the lord of the underworld and his only purpose in life is to destroy sally in a race of epic proportion.
Zontar by tittle tattle October 5, 2008
Zoltar
DJ for the Satellite Radio-Only (unless your in Baltimore and listen to 99.1 HFS) techno music show, "Subterranean". Is also known as "Zoltar, The Brother From Another Planet". Subterranean can be listened to on satellite radio on "The System" or on Saturday nights on 99.1 HFS in Baltimore, Maryland. Subterranean comes on from 12:00 to 2:00 in the morning.
Zoltar
Brandon Fontaine, the creature commonly known as Zoltar. Some doubt his existence is real because of how much of a complete piece of shit he is. But yet his bullshit clearly effects those around him, leaving them wondering if this is reality. He is a textbook narcissist and completely delusional, but delusional would give him too much credit, because he is well aware the shit that comes out of his mouth is bullshit. His disgusting lifestyle makes gollum look civilized. Should you ever encounter this creature, beware, for such a great intelligent successful person, he will con you into rides and anything else with no care of inconveniencing anyone. But should you encounter it, make sure to ask him how he killed 40 people for the Irish mob. I promise you, you will either piss yourself laughing or lose faith that this is reality. I would rather go thru the rest of my life in government level white torcher than ever listen to his voice again.
Zoltar by leviathan9x May 18, 2019
zootarino
zootarino by topshagger24314 November 27, 2020
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