zizzee

pointless form of sex with/on a computer, by 'plugging yourself in' to the cpu output. see pluginbaby

I'm just going for a quick zizzee

by bread infection April 29, 2008

Zizzech

A dick.

Yo, that fine bitch was sukkin on mah Zizzech the otha day!

by Ausius March 8, 2010

Zizzled

The feeling or sensation you have after taking a hit of weed and having someone squeeze you around the chest from behind while holding your breath.

After a long night of being Zizzled, young Troy decided to call it a night.

by Mojo Maniac July 7, 2008

zizzler

When a woman squirts her vagina juice in your eyes

"She gave me the zizzler last night, if you know what I mean" - Gary
"Wait, whats a zizzler?" - Phillip
"You mean you and your girl haven't done it before? It's where she squirts her stuff in your eyes" - Gary
"Dude that sounds so hot, I can't wait to get zizzled tonight" - Phillip

by Downsi October 8, 2013

zizzle

A cigarette lighter, from the famous Zippo.

Sir, could you lend me your lighter so that I may smoke my marijuana cigarette?

Nizzle, pass me yo zizzle fo lightin my jizzle.

by kracka-azz-kracka June 2, 2003

Zizzle Fart

When you fuck a girl in the butt, and she puts diarrhea on your dick, and then you take it out and put it in her pussy, and the wetness causes a queef. That's a zizzle fart.

Caitlin:"Okay, so last night night, I did the worst thing ever to my man..."
Jennie:"What'd you do to him?"
Caitlin:"Well, he was fuckin me in the butt, and I just laid a zizzle fart all over his cock..."
Jennie:"Oh, that's siiiick..."

by McEffinFly October 5, 2009

yizzle zizzle

Y to the Z
no actual meaning
a greeting or farewell
can also be randomly said
a replacement of "Peace up A-Town down"

Tom: "Yizzle zizzle"
Andrew: "Yizzle zizzle baby,Yizzle zizzle"
Tom: "Anyway, whats up?"
Andrew: "Just chillin"

by Ninja-pantaloons July 15, 2006