Zizzered 

to be intoxicated or drunk. also to not be in a normal state. to not be of sound body and mind.

I had so much to drink last night I was zizzered.

Zizzered by ZIGGLER August 14, 2014

zazzered 

trippin balls. to be in a state brought upon by heavy drug use, almost zonked out.

"John was on acid last night, and left his cellphone in the freezer."
"Wow, he must be really zazzered."

zazzered by peepeepoopoomaker July 30, 2023