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Zituation 

When one is having an unfortunate situation involving facial acne. This situation can last days, weeks, months or years.
As I was popping one of twenty zits on my face, I turned to my friend, Jacqueline, and said, "I can't go to this party when I'm in the middle of this horrible zituation!"
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zituation 

a situation concerning zits; the appearance of zits on ones face
You have a serious zituation going on on your ugly face.

Please take care of that zituation. Pronto.
zituation by jkkkkkkk December 22, 2008

Zituation 

A commonly encountered predicament, Where when first gazing into the mirror you have a small family of pimples farming the landscape of your face...

Zit [Pimple}
Gentleman A: Will you be attending the discotheque tonight?

Gentleman B: Not likely I have a pretty serious zituation on my hands here.
Zituation by The seeker!! December 19, 2008
when somone is so zitty that when you look at them, you cant help to call them "zitatioius"
man 1 turns around and nuges man 2 by accident
man 2 has zitty face
man 1- "ohhh i didnt see....OHHHH SHIT"
man 2- "oh its fine"
man 1- "have a nice day while walking away zitatious"
zitatious by okennn1 January 23, 2006
A zit that has become so large and red it resembles a tomato.
Look at you girl! Did that come with your salad? Zitatos are in season!
Zitato by amerikb February 24, 2013

Zituation 

a situation concerning zits; the appearance of zits on ones face
You have a serious zituation going on on your ugly face.

Please take care of that zituation. Pronto.
Zituation by Jacqueline Kemp January 22, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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