zitta
i have absolutely zitta money
zitta by Ian Delcourt January 27, 2009
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zetta slow
Slowness multiplied by 10^21.
A term used by the character Sho Minamimoto in the Japanese role-playing game (for the Nintendo DS) The World Ends With You.
A term used by the character Sho Minamimoto in the Japanese role-playing game (for the Nintendo DS) The World Ends With You.
zetta slow by Hogtree Octovish August 7, 2012
Zettai Ryouiki
The rough translation of Zettai ryouiki is known as “absolute territory”. It’s defined by the area of bare skin seen between a skirt and thighhighs. The ultimate level Zettai Ryouiki is set as 4:1:2.5 (length of mini-skirt : absolute territory : length of overknee socks above the knee).
Person #1: "Holy shit, that girl's legs look super delicious!
Person #2: "I believe she has acomplished zettai ryouiki my good man."
Person #2: "I believe she has acomplished zettai ryouiki my good man."
Zettai Ryouiki by Floxien March 17, 2010
Zita
A beautiful female with a unique name. Zitas are usually very talented and beautiful. Creative, fun to be around, and have a good since of humor. Zitas are also usually very hot and great in bed as well as amazing kissers. A zita is athletic,smart and a great person. Overall, Zitas are considered to be simply perfect.
Zita by habala habala habala April 17, 2013
Zita
A verrrrr sexy girl, mostly everyone who looks at her just gets in love. Also very cute, her smile makes u laugh. Most zita’s are loved by everyone they meet (except for thots fuck them anyway). They are also very smart, funny, mostly hilarious, kind. Everyone just wants a kid as a zita. Just a synonym for perfection. If u dont meet a zita ur definitely missing out.
*A Zita walks on the street*
Everyone: “omg that must be a zita because im already in love with her”
Everyone: “omg that must be a zita because im already in love with her”
Zita by JustATypicalGirl October 21, 2019
zitao
Swaggy-T, AB Style, romantic Kungfu Panda, Huang Zitao. Gives a lot of life lessons and is swaggy as f*ck. You can talk sh*t about him but he won't give a damn. Writes songs like a f*cking boss and music is his passion. Coolest Huang I know. Can control time and spit fire (rap) as well so beware. Has a sassy side and a teenage girl side. Very straightforward but is often funny too.
Anit: zitao is so gross, traitor, f*ck him what a crybaby
Zitao: Get the f*ck outta my life.
Person: don't listen to the haters
Zitao: I don't give a sh*t.
Zitao: Get the f*ck outta my life.
Person: don't listen to the haters
Zitao: I don't give a sh*t.
zitao by ByunXingLu June 3, 2017
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adam zittel by Luucy Buuth May 7, 2013
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