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A zit that has become so large and red it resembles a tomato.
Look at you girl! Did that come with your salad? Zitatos are in season!
Zitato by amerikb February 24, 2013
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Swaggy-T, AB Style, romantic Kungfu Panda, Huang Zitao. Gives a lot of life lessons and is swaggy as f*ck. You can talk sh*t about him but he won't give a damn. Writes songs like a f*cking boss and music is his passion. Coolest Huang I know. Can control time and spit fire (rap) as well so beware. Has a sassy side and a teenage girl side. Very straightforward but is often funny too.
Anit: zitao is so gross, traitor, f*ck him what a crybaby
Zitao: Get the f*ck outta my life.
Person: don't listen to the haters
Zitao: I don't give a sh*t.
zitao by ByunXingLu June 3, 2017
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huang zitao by Aelp September 9, 2017

Mangia E Statti Zitto 

Italian dialect for "Shut up and eat!"
Mangia E Statti Zitto!
Mangia E Statti Zitto by Teratogen September 10, 2010
It's a way to end a conversation you started. Only you can zitto (end) a conversation which you stated and no body else. Same holds true for the conversations started by others. You can't zitto other peoples conversation.
Herman: hey Reena ... who do you like the most "your boy friend or me"

Reena: you cutie pie .. no doubts on that. Who do you like the most "me or your girl friend"

Herman: ummmm .... zitto

Reena: Damn it!
Zitto by themindblogger April 17, 2010
when somone is so zitty that when you look at them, you cant help to call them "zitatioius"
man 1 turns around and nuges man 2 by accident
man 2 has zitty face
man 1- "ohhh i didnt see....OHHHH SHIT"
man 2- "oh its fine"
man 1- "have a nice day while walking away zitatious"
zitatious by okennn1 January 23, 2006

zitatron 

a neck gator used to keep you warm in cold weather. While wearing one for a prolongedtime, you develop acne on your neck. Thus called a zit-a-tron or zitalator.
After how cold it's been out and riding with a zitatron on, my freaking neck has a crop of zits on it.
zitatron by YoDog May 19, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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