zippery

flippant, off-the-cuff behavior from either a lack of sleep and/or too much coffee, usually accompanied by inane rambling

Molly: "What the heck is talking about?"
Mike: "Don't mind him, he's just being zippery."
Molly: "Why?"
Mike: "Finals week. He hasn't slept in a couple days."

by MC Duden February 6, 2020

Zipper Ripper

1 - (n) A woman who is so hot she causes men to develop an erection so hard it tears right through the front of their pants often blowing out the zipper in the process.

2 - (n) An erection that tears through the front of your pants.

1- Did you see the hot girl in the Fiat Superbowl commercial?!? She is a total zipper ripper.

2 - When Stacy took her clothes off last night I was so turned on I developed a zipper ripper.

by Funmunke April 9, 2012

zipper blues

A depressed feeling one gets from constantly having to move around or not being able to stay in one place. Comes from having to always zip up ones jacket because they always have to leave. Depression caused by successive movement and not being able to settle in one place. Frustration caused by constant mobility and inability to maintain a residence.

Amy's fifth move in one year caused her to experience zipper blues.

by Monday May 25, 2006

zipper-ched

noun. A chedder (a mojado who dresses up in country western outfits and drives big trucks) who is half chedder and half Asian, i.e. half zipperhead.

Joe was dating a zipper-ched.

by Paul Rael January 11, 2011

Zipperknuckled

To have have consumed far too many alcoholic drinks; To be completely hammered, drunk and inebriated; To have had too much to drinks; Similar to drunk, sloshed, hammered, plastered and bombed.

"As soon as I write my last exam, I'm heading out and getting zipperknuckled!"

"Originally I only wanted to have a couple of drinks, but I had way too many and ended up getting completely zipperkunckled."

by Ghetto_Fab March 9, 2014

zippertard

Someone who is unable to manage closing up their zipper without snagging their nuts in it.

Let’s see if you can do this right, zippertard.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

Zipperdude

A word with no definition

Person 1: I was walking the other day and I saw a... uhh.. a Zipperdude. Can you believe it I saw this really big Zipperdude!
Person 2: What's a Zipperdude? What are you talking about? What is it?
Person 1: It's not anything. It doesn't have a definition.
Person 2: You can't use a word that doesn't have a definition!

by Maxgamer345 September 27, 2023