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zippertit

"Yo look at that zippertit, ugly asf"
by DecentTugboat11 August 20, 2022
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zippertit

a slur against transgender men; specifically those who have had top surgery.

top surgery scars look like zippers, and therefore the slur zippertits was born.
Random: Look! theres that zippertit erik!
Random 2: dont use that word man
by queererthanqueer August 17, 2022
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zippertard

Someone who is unable to manage closing up their zipper without snagging their nuts in it.
Let’s see if you can do this right, zippertard.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019
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zippertard

A dufus, often due to being shitfaced or hungover, who cannot remember to zip up his or her pants.
You’re such a zippertard, honey, you might as well just leave it down permanently!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019
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zippertits

The scars of trans men who got their breasts removed surgically.
Oh! I see the zippertits are at it again. Wonderful.
by tinyleed August 18, 2022
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zipperection

The bulge formed in a man's genital area, caused by sitting down with jeans. The zipper bunches up, forming an erection like bulge, which can scare and excite all who are there to witness it.
"FUCK, IT'S JUST CAREERS CLASS DON'T GET ALL EXCITED ON ME"
"Calm down man, it's just a zipperection."
"Oh. Haha, it's pretty funny."
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Zippergate

The major scandal of the late 1990's, the result of Bill Clinton not being able to resist the urge to keep his pants zippered up around his administration's interns.
Bill Clinton and the Zippergate scandal made our nation the laughing stock of the world.
by Piranha May 30, 2006
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