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Zorch Crystal

See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping the next day.
Dude, I had so many zorch crystals in my ass crack yesterday. It was from the cheap toilet paper I used at school yesterday.
Zorch Crystal by zorcher June 13, 2009
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Wasted. Completely shitfaced. High off your ass, so drunk you're sloshing down the street, or too tired to think straight. Completely and utterly feeling like you're in the shitter. Huge hangover or the after effects of getting high as hell or staying up so long you can't think straight. Any form of being completely wasted to the point where you can't function at ALL.
I stayed up for three days to cram for my SAT. I'm zorched.
zorched by Concrete Fever September 4, 2010
A literall tilly Jonsey slappin dippers on a literal bendy with Amelia buddy like hits 89 exit velocity outta the park 450 dead center catching chicklets in the north
Zorcsters is literally a beautician with the biscuit.

Zorctsters clapps the puck and his gf cheeks what a stud ehhh buddy pass me my pregame cofeee.
Zorcsters by likesavion88 March 3, 2021
a gay guy who makes girls wet
Wow he is Zhoriif
Zhoriif by @coolguy September 6, 2016
Are we just gonna call Jorge Zhorzhe now?
Yes. Yes we are.
Zhorzhe by spongebath February 24, 2020

the zorch plunge

make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass
rob gave jordan a zorch plunge
the zorch plunge by dan September 28, 2003