usually depicts an unknown person who shows unbelievable skills on computer games and frequently kills his own team in Rogue Spear with a companion. his companion is usually named 'Evil Guy'
holy shit!!!!!! I just got smoked by zsunsun in CTRacer!
The forgotten brother of Jesus. For ya'll who don't know in God had a 2 son's Jesus and Zesus. Zesus was one year younger and Jesus was Gods Favourite. Consequently, Jesus got all the ladies and superpowers meanwhile Zesus grew an extra toe. Year by year Zesus was cast further and further into Jesus's shadows and soon he was forgotten.
Person 1: *Stubs toe* Jesus!
Person 2: Don't say that Zesus will get jelly!
Person 1: wtf? that shit ain't real
Zesus: i am real and omz i can't believe you said that, like its soooo insensitive... TAKE THIS!
*Zesus Drops a grand piano on person 1's toe*
Town in Serbia, not a part of fucking belgrade...
Not in the fucking belgrade!!!
grad u srbiji, ne deo jebenog beograda!!!
Nije u JEBENOM BEOGRADU,JEBAO VAS BEOGRAD!!!
munzekonza :)
guy 1: Where are you from?
guy 2: From Zemun...
guy 1: Oh, You're from Belgrade?
guy 2 (splitting head wide open to the guy 1): No you idiot, I',m from motherfucking Zemun.