Zesu
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Zesus
The forgotten brother of Jesus. For ya'll who don't know in God had a 2 son's Jesus and Zesus. Zesus was one year younger and Jesus was Gods Favourite. Consequently, Jesus got all the ladies and superpowers meanwhile Zesus grew an extra toe. Year by year Zesus was cast further and further into Jesus's shadows and soon he was forgotten.
Person 1: *Stubs toe* Jesus!
Person 2: Don't say that Zesus will get jelly!
Person 1: wtf? that shit ain't real
Zesus: i am real and omz i can't believe you said that, like its soooo insensitive... TAKE THIS!
*Zesus Drops a grand piano on person 1's toe*
Person 2: Don't say that Zesus will get jelly!
Person 1: wtf? that shit ain't real
Zesus: i am real and omz i can't believe you said that, like its soooo insensitive... TAKE THIS!
*Zesus Drops a grand piano on person 1's toe*
Zesus by DR Willie Stroker February 11, 2020
Zesus
Zesus is our Lord in Savior Larry. He is the true religion of our modern world. Him and his accomplice Parker, protect us from all things wevil.
Zesus Jason is Zesus Larry's disciple and right hand man.
Zesus Jason is Zesus Larry's disciple and right hand man.
Zesus by SapphireGemixo October 3, 2017
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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