zelophile

Person sexually aroused by their own or their partner's jealousy.

girl: "OMG WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HER AND NOT ME I FUCKING HATE HER AND HER HAIR THATS BETTER THAN MINE!"

boy: "UHHHHHHHH THAT IS SO SEXY DON'T STOP YOU'RE TURNING ME ON! YEAH! SHE HAS BETTER HAIR THAN YOU!"

girl: "YOU'RE SUCH A ZELOPHILE!"

by nerrrgrannies October 24, 2008

Zoophile

degenerate animal abusers

zoophiles should rot in hell #savetheanimals

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

Zoophile

Absolute scum of the Earth.

Someone who has sexual relations with an animal.

Not deserving of any type of love.

Steve, 'Zoophiles should throw themselves infront of a moving bus!'

Stan, 'I agree!'

by Dear boi November 28, 2021

Zoophile

A fucking disgrace to the human world, and they should exist, at all, they should rot in hell. Fucking weirdos...

Son: hey dad..
Dad:yes son?
Son: I'm in the LGBTQ...
Dad: that's ok!
Son: I'm a Zoophile
Dad: 🥛🏃

by Kill Zoophiles February 14, 2022

Zerophiliac

Any person with Zerophilia, the rare genetic condition affecting those who possess an extra "Z" chromosome in addition to the standard gender-determining X and Y chromosomes. Following their first experience of sexual intercourse, Zerophiliacs may change gender whenever they are sexually aroused. The International Organization of Zerophiliacs provides testing services and resources for those with Zerophilia.

When she noticed her boyfriend, Jake's, penis occasionally disappeared, Mary submitted his hair for testing to The International Organization of Zerophiliacs and confirmed her hopes: Jake is a Zerophiliac.

by ZerophiliacsHaveMoreFun January 2, 2010

Zoophile

A person who has sexual/romantic attraction to real, non-human animals, which involves the experience of sexual fantasies about the animal or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it (i.e., bestiality).

Ignorant Individual: “Furries are zoophiles!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to zoophilia.”

by semennachos February 14, 2021

Zoophile

Anyone who has sexual/romantic attraction towards non-human animals, specifically that which leads to the action of bestiality.

Ignorant Individual: “Furries are zoophiles!”

Normal Person: “Actually furries are attracted to fictional, human animals....”

by isaiah9:02 January 20, 2021