zeldaphile 

A person who becomes sexually aroused by the Zelda video games.

The reason Timmy is humping his Wii is because he is a Zeldaphile

zeldaphile by The dark lord happypants August 3, 2007

Eldaphile 

A teen who is sexually attracted to very old people.

Johnny: Did you hear about Mark?

Jimmy: Yeah! I heard he was masturbating to Jack Nicholson...what an eldaphile!

Eldaphile by Mikey Li March 8, 2011

zedophile 

A person who enjoys being in a fur suit

You see that guy Zach over there, he is such a zedophile

zedophile by AngryBirdFan January 25, 2023

Zeldathiest 

Someone who doesn't believe in the awesomness of the Legend of Zelda series.

My best friend Taylor owns a couple Zelda games, but is a total Zeldathiest!

Zeldathiest by TPWOLFIE April 9, 2009

zelophile 

Person sexually aroused by their own or their partner's jealousy.

girl: "OMG WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HER AND NOT ME I FUCKING HATE HER AND HER HAIR THATS BETTER THAN MINE!"

boy: "UHHHHHHHH THAT IS SO SEXY DON'T STOP YOU'RE TURNING ME ON! YEAH! SHE HAS BETTER HAIR THAN YOU!"

girl: "YOU'RE SUCH A ZELOPHILE!"

zelophile by nerrrgrannies October 24, 2008

Zestaphile 

A pedophile who acts faggity

Yo that niggas a zestaphile.

Zestaphile by ChuckIing April 2, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020