zeldaphile

A person who becomes sexually aroused by the Zelda video games.

The reason Timmy is humping his Wii is because he is a Zeldaphile

by The dark lord happypants August 3, 2007

Eldaphile

A teen who is sexually attracted to very old people.

Johnny: Did you hear about Mark?

Jimmy: Yeah! I heard he was masturbating to Jack Nicholson...what an eldaphile!

by Mikey Li March 8, 2011

zedophile

A person who enjoys being in a fur suit

You see that guy Zach over there, he is such a zedophile

by AngryBirdFan January 25, 2023

Zeldathiest

Someone who doesn't believe in the awesomness of the Legend of Zelda series.

My best friend Taylor owns a couple Zelda games, but is a total Zeldathiest!

by TPWOLFIE April 9, 2009

zelophile

Person sexually aroused by their own or their partner's jealousy.

girl: "OMG WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HER AND NOT ME I FUCKING HATE HER AND HER HAIR THATS BETTER THAN MINE!"

boy: "UHHHHHHHH THAT IS SO SEXY DON'T STOP YOU'RE TURNING ME ON! YEAH! SHE HAS BETTER HAIR THAN YOU!"

girl: "YOU'RE SUCH A ZELOPHILE!"

by nerrrgrannies October 24, 2008

Zestaphile

A pedophile who acts faggity

Yo that niggas a zestaphile.

by ChuckIing April 2, 2023